Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Click here to win.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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To be happy is a new notion
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Utopia, why?
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BeLIEve
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We are here to grow our souls
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fuck it we ball
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Duck
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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This is where i get off.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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psychicdelic
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Critique Thyself
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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automation is deadly
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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get into the way!
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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They think you're weird.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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labels are not all inclusive
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