Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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