Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never mind that.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Be a badass
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Not a Restroom
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Space is a practiced place.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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pretend you have free will
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You know it all, don't you?
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Rejoin the human race.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Chaste makes waste.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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wishing things away is not effective
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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to be is not to be
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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My father was a good woman.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Good luck on your exam.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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christafarian
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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I'm with intelligent --->
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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laws make legislatures
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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