Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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You made me do it
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hope is self-replicating
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Infect Yourself.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Both are fools but who knows?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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its not. but maybe
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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We have this area under surveillance
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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just believing something can make it happen
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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My father was a good woman.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The door is the key.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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fuck it we ball
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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you are now leaving!
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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-hyphencypher-
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Never mind that.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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eeeee, be mite
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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That's what she said.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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BeLIEve
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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I want your money back.
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Use only as directed.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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I'm not dead yet!
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What just happened?
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Futility is futile.
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take nothing for granted
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here...catch!
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