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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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DO NOT WANT.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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I think you came to late.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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How often do you feel human?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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I shit you not.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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i is imaginary.
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listen to the silence
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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look above the wind.
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Question lobotomy.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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you sure its safe?
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Prop Up The System!
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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pink is ok, too
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Hail Stones!
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Why are you too good to die?
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Think outside which box?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Why didn't you?
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Be less prepared.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Why don't you mind?!
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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