Semi Official Memebomb Archive

HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Tick tick tick
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Cums
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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hate love - love hate
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The more you know, the less you control.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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choose life
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planning for the future is escapism
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WARNING: And how!
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Do you think that went well?
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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It's always today.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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People are Human.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Reality is a work in progress.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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choice != control
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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The best things in life are imaginary
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You are what you hate.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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In the end. there's a period.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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The Sanity is IN.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Education is a form of murder
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Step on a crack
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Reading is not understanding.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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to volunteer is reactionary
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ICDUC2?
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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All myths are modern
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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ux = bb is watching you
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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You're No. One
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