Semi Official Memebomb Archive

homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Oh, no, not again.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Eating the menu?
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Got your knows!
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Who told you to believe that?
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Suffering is Optional...
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The Government is watching God
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seize the means of imagination
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Legalize poverty
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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The chao goes mu.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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the void does not exist
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Welcome home
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Authorised graffiti area
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Get 0%, win
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Never trust what you read.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Robots bleed red
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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At the end you see it clear
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That makes sense
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If you do it, want it.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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i know that i don't know.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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My armor is contempt
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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you will not think and you will not care
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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giant skeleton factory
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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