Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ignorance is hell.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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So, read any good books lately?
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Famous people are delicious.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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choice != control
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The door is the key.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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The early worm gets the bird.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Moderation is for monks.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Jesus is 6.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Percepi et esse.
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Wit happens.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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check your assumptions
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Zombie or not to be?
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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poonerism
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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I puked here
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Specialization is for insects
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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The chao goes mu.
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Because and effect.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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it's a headless blunder
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This is the age of isis
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Control is not control
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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