Semi Official Memebomb Archive

d's nutz
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Make like nature: select all.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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change is an inside job
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Virginity can be cured.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Not all people are human.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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the whether is changing
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Laws make criminals.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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I love my tribe.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Wit happens.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Look at the finger!!
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What is the first question?
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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choice != control
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"I can't breed!"
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Pretend to be real.
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God is dead, long live God
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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It happened to you too
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This is Not an Exist.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Hail Stones!
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Plan early, plan twice
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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