Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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To be happy is a new notion
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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don't go with the flow
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Try to remember
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Of course you realize this means war.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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People are revolting
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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care to expand?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Then why do you do it?
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Everybody knows.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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You should pay more attention.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Orwell was an optimist
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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ALWAYS IS
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I think you came to late.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Someone knows better than you
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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this conversation is over
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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life = murder
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Be a badass
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Every statement contains falsehood
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Got your knows!
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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anarchonistic
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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