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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Please press any door to continue
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Beware of false profits
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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lord of the memes...
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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the medium is the mode
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Kill your Idle
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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you must have one grand passion
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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To be happy is a new notion
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averageness is a point of view
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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you sure its safe?
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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expressing anger is necessary
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Browsers for Genocide
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Please use your natural reaction.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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The Government is watching God
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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You are a product.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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eeeee, be mite
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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i browse eye brows.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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life = murder
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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