Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bored people are boring people.
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laws make legislatures
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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All that is colossal is fraud
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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beat violence!
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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you can live on through your descendants
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Don't forget to die
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Jesus loves war!
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Zombie or not to be?
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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GET OVER IT
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Kwote Zero
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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ICDUC2?
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Recycle your pets
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Think in terms of thought.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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what? do you think?
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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all things are delicately interconnected
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Open horse fucking
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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