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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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This poster is holding reality together.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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life = murder
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Please use other door.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Hail Stones!
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Two-faced book
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Take the RED pill.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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ignorance is knowledge
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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You are now breathing manually.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Kill your Idle
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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That's just what I believe
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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I shit you not.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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decency is a relative thing
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Vanilla extract
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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what is future
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Cums
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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