Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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this post scares me
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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my head hurts worse than yours
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Knock yourself out.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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please change beliefs
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Run. You're watching you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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History is a religion
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Collect to reject
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i can't do that yet.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Don't tread on me
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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YOU will live forever!
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Support your local ceiling.
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Is this really worth it?
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Down is the new up!
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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RAGE IS PEACE
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You're already in its belly.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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SAUL MUSIC
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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