Semi Official Memebomb Archive

And thus, sense was made.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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You are a product.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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seizure salad
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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you can be right and still be murdered
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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humanism is obsolete
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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You woke up for this?
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Your brain is itchy
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Do you want a cookie?
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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christinsanity
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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holding back protects your vital energies
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Shit Floats.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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People are blinky
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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WAKE UP.
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land of the fee
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change your mind
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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You are now breathing manually.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Suffering is Optional...
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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you LIVE in that head?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Some men are born posthumously.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Please go away.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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