Semi Official Memebomb Archive

humanism is obsolete
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giant skeleton factory
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Noone knows our destination.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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ask yourself this
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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listen to the silence
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I'm not dead yet!
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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i am not a label (5 words)
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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By the power of viagra
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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No hidden window here.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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just say know
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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FUCK SPARTA!
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irony is too mainstream for me
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Caution: dry floor.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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