Semi Official Memebomb Archive

u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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This is now part of your day.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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politics is used for personal gain
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Perception is not reality
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Do you smell bacon?
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Your mother was lying
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Five is a demon.
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What if you're the one?
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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pain can be a very positive thing
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Fight apathy or don't.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Use no hooks.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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expressing anger is necessary
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Famous people are delicious.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Feel great with purpose
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Think outside the book.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Ban Censorship!
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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