Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Security without freedom is prison.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ก็็็็็็็็ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..กิิิิิิิิิ.กิิิิิิ.กิิิ
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Because and effect.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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It happened to you too
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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I just love the way you hate
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Nature loves to hide.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Keep up and be ahead
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Everybody knows.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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I am living in denial.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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you are now leaving!
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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This is where i get off.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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SAUL MUSIC
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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You might regret it.
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'slanguage
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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brobama
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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My father was a good woman.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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There ain't no justice
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Such Oddacity.
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