Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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ALWAYS IS
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Orwell was an optimist
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Reality is only a theory
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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you can even marry harry
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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solitude is enriching
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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i is imaginary.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Existence is futile
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humanism is obsolete
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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August Victoria hospital
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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I was young and I needed the money
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some hacks hoax
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I really like writing on walls
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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You are hearing voices
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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free water! Take one!
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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civilization is the denial of shit
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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the posthumous will judge.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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This message is false
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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The following statement is not true:
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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The Sanity is IN.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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