Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You might regret it.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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all that litters is old
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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hate speech?
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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They're catching up to you!
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Think outside which box?
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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If its to be its up to me
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Robots bleed red
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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meet us in orbit
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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But we'll never survive!
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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MURDERBIRD
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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We're behaving like insects
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Pwn free and clear.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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i don't hate crime.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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wait faster
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You are a product.
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I've run out of things to say.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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