Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Zombie or not to be?
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Why not?
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Examine the following:
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Your brain is itchy
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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ISABELLAH
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Invent a problem
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Break a pattern today.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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We are all popes of our own madness
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Success: Just say NO.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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You Can Use Fire
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Let us prey
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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you read my fucking mind
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Some farts go poop.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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The revolution will be the same
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Negation is definition
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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It's a trap!
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Terrorism.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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