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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Knowing is hard.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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ALWAYS IS
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Free? Prove it!
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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You did it.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Be eaten by babies
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Your dick sucks!
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This is a thought free zone.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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#tigerblood
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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しょがない。
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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choice != control
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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automation is deadly
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Two-faced book
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Paradox isn't.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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It's now
 
 
and then
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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