Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Yes men get all the babes!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Robots bleed red
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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automation is deadly
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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realize that ignorance is bless
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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KNOW NOW
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god cares for you more.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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What are you really thinking about?
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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keep the lasagna flying
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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MURDERBIRD
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I can see you
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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You made me do it
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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jesus was a roman mole
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Kill your imagination.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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I'm in this for the money.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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No one is stopping you
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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How did you get here?
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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