Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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God bless the kufar
#4938 -289 = 2744 - 3033 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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What is it with you and money?
#3796 -443 = 3732 - 4175 - +
I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -237 = 3620 - 3857 - +
low expectations are good protection
#2006 -268 = 3288 - 3556 - +
Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
#4036 -398 = 2874 - 3272 - +
you must have one grand passion
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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practice random acts
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
#4465 -262 = 3345 - 3607 - +
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
#2798 -294 = 2965 - 3259 - +
he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
#6419 -573 = 3222 - 3795 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
#4832 -376 = 2779 - 3155 - +
i browse eye brows.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
#1588 -374 = 3666 - 4040 - +
Above all things, revere yourself.
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To be happy is a new notion
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
#4396 -344 = 2797 - 3141 - +
Smile or I'll kill you.
#2497 -288 = 2881 - 3169 - +
NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
#5455 -298 = 3167 - 3465 - +
The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 -282 = 3516 - 3798 - +
Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
#3220 -274 = 3095 - 3369 - +
You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
#2138 -328 = 2590 - 2918 - +
i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
#5453 -350 = 2886 - 3236 - +
KNOW NOW
#6259 -337 = 4115 - 4452 - +
This sign is not self-referential.
#2935 -338 = 3650 - 3988 - +
Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
#3952 -372 = 3457 - 3829 - +
This is a thought free zone.
#2902 -293 = 3247 - 3540 - +
Defective for our future.
#995 -421 = 2633 - 3054 - +
I don't exist.
#3857 -323 = 3611 - 3934 - +
fnord
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
#3835 -552 = 2997 - 3549 - +
Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Some farts go poof.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Laziness is a virtue.
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you're doing it.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Head Your mind!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Your mother was lying
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yeah, i know.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
#4694 -352 = 2854 - 3206 - +
people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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