The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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