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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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keep the lasagna flying
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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No direction is the right direction
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Roots are for vegetables
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Why not?
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Resistance is fertile
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The future is history.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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You grok?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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No one is stopping you
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Everybody knows.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Tick tick tick
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know it's naught!
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i'm just as god remade me
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Seriousness is death
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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what a drag it is getting sold
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Kilmalosa323
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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I think you came to late.
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christafarian
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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PANTS?
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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