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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
#3824 -325 = 3983 - 4308 - +
practice random acts
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
#4787 -356 = 3625 - 3981 - +
"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
#5821 -289 = 3297 - 3586 - +
My mess is a life
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Gamergate was here
#6525 -121 = 741 - 862 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
#6276 -471 = 4043 - 4514 - +
The Universe is just a short poem
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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there is chaos in order
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
#1890 -370 = 3559 - 3929 - +
Question...everything?
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I hate myself to sleep at night
#1514 -292 = 3375 - 3667 - +
Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
#6404 -688 = 3213 - 3901 - +
Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
#3055 -351 = 2777 - 3128 - +
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
#763 -338 = 3398 - 3736 - +
it's important to stay clean on all levels
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
#4866 -269 = 3412 - 3681 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -340 = 2824 - 3164 - +
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
#3889 -307 = 3440 - 3747 - +
Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
#5298 -329 = 3506 - 3835 - +
PANTFARTICA
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Fumble the bumble
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
#1149 -342 = 3038 - 3380 - +
What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
#4512 -308 = 3424 - 3732 - +
Solipsists of the world unite.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
#3317 -271 = 3496 - 3767 - +
it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
#1788 -329 = 3496 - 3825 - +
Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
#817 -327 = 3376 - 3703 - +
The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
#2708 -312 = 2919 - 3231 - +
holding back protects your vital energies
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Your memebomb
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
#1985 -398 = 2806 - 3204 - +
There's no such thing as nothing
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
#3211 -303 = 3017 - 3320 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Such Oddacity.
#2575 -243 = 3232 - 3475 - +
i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
#4612 -295 = 3138 - 3433 - +
listen when your body talks
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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You are not your ego
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
#3461 -322 = 3530 - 3852 - +
All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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-hyphencypher-
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Support your local ceiling.
#2584 -310 = 3815 - 4125 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -84 = 1024 - 1108 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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God bless the kufar
#4938 -297 = 2803 - 3100 - +
If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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fuck you
#6393 -885 = 3392 - 4277 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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You made me do it
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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ISABELLAH
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