Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Disorder is order.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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don't forget what you already know
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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It's good to be the King.
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Critique Thyself
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Poetry is in the street.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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the past is dead country
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Security Through Obscurity
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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The solution is part of the problem.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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DO NOT READ THIS
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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A free world needs no leaders
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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All myths are modern
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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ice 4 eyes
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Smoke fish.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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KNOW SHIT!
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Shit Floats.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Hail Stones!
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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I know you, and I know your game...
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Free? Prove it!
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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