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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Never mind that.
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big brother is not watching me
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Break a pattern today.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Should we start over?
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Get ready for this.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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This message is not for you.
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Question reality.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Fuck semantics!
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choose life
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Life is price less.
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listen to the silence
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You are one of the masks
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Be a badass
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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God is a word.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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God is an excuse.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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anarchonistic
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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No one gets out alive.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Of course you realize this means war.
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I love my tribe.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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I hear music!
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Without fuck ¡
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Please look away immediately.
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Life is not only for you.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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No one is stopping you
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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what's stopping you?
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