Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Think outside which box?
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Nothing is 100% true
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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You know what I always say...
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Defective for our future.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Subversive is the new black.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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To be free today means to participate.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Strike any user to continue.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Don't panic.
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keep your eyes open
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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There are no gold prisons
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Step on a crack
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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It's ok that you don't know.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Abstinence is perverted
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Your memebomb
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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wait faster
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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i redundant already.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Never give an inch!
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world wide eyed
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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JUST THINKING
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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A free world needs no leaders
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Conventions are lazy.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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