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revolution means going around in circles.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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challenge your habits
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fnord
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This town needs an enema.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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jesus hippie
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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raw backwards is war
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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farts in jars though.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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you can do more than you think.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Fumble the bumble
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Is there anybody in between there?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Freedom Needs Work.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Security without freedom is prison.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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The dead define culture
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Are you still awake?
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Mission accomplished.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The hidden factor may be you.
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There is no more revolution;
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We are watching you
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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minimalism is about the big picture
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Marx invented capitalism.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Question lobotomy.
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get an afterlife
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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WARNING: And how!
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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That's just what I believe
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Some farts go poop.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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what did you lap up today?
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Grate with purpose
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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