Semi Official Memebomb Archive

PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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what would you break without rules?
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Temptoe through the toolies
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me me na me meme name
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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ask yourself this
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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You are what you hate.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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You can't be too serious.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Read less, live more.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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PROLIFUCK
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You Can Use Fire
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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You are the voice in your head.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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life is short..
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Politics is war by other means
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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God is dead, long live God
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Kill your Idle
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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fun is my function
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Things you own end up owning you
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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stasis is a dream state
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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change your mind
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We are not stuff that abides
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Lead Ashtray
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The Government is watching God
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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noise can be hostile
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our bored brains need information overload
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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