Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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August Victoria hospital
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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SILENCE
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Newfags can't triforce
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Terrorism.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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supplementing my permanent record
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Are you sure? Why not?
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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deceive regularly
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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That makes sense
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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fun or doom
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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This sentence is a lie.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Education is a form of murder
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Orwell was an optimist
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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operating under the illusion
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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