Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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d's nutz
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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This message is false
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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this is only a test
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Let's be cruel!
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delusions comfy enough?
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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You're standing in it now.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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And I thought I was original!
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xenophobes also fear you.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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POOPEEPIE
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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even she goes poo... even she
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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being happy is more important than anything else
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https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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...and then there is this faggot...
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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I am GOD here!
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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