Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Rebel against this command.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Open horse fucking
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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revolution means going around in circles.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Roll again.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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fuck you
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Do not live, do not die.
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Oops bi did it again
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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My father was a good woman.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Do not read this message.
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Confusion is paradise
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never share your dreams with a pro
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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The best things in life are imaginary
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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You're No. One
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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the void does not exist
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Such Oddacity.
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all roads lead to qumran
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Can you hear me now?
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Hellen back
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Do you think that went well?
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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What are you doing?!
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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me me na me meme name
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Specialization is for insects
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Grate with purpose
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fly's undone.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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