Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Beware of falling hammers
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civilization is the denial of shit
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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You did it.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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seizure salad
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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How often do you feel human?
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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all norms are social.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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pain can be a very positive thing
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The toof will set you fwee.
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ask yourself this
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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EAT BABIES
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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you sure its safe?
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Feel great on purpose.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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This sign is not self-referential.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Please go away.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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even your family can betray you
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