"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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