Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Do you smell bacon?
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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there is chaos in order
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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i dont really know anything.
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Initiation is never over.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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I have found a truth.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Resistance is fertile
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You are a product.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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KNOW SHIT!
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God made me an atheist.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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No costume is no costume
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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POOPEEPIE
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Government Complaints Box
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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DUCK !!
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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beat violence!
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jesus, that's a good one!
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The hidden factor may be you.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Utopia, why?
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Lol, reality.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Robots bleed red
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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after birth is before death
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