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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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fear your friends
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Free Baser Evil!
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what a drag it is getting sold
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Fuck semantics!
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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This message is false
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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There is no conspiracy.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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seize the means of imagination
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timidity is laughable
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Congregation, please be seated
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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down with lies?
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Please do not lick the paintings
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Less is a possibilty
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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it's a headless blunder
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Truth is plural and contingent
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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i need to avoid the void
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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It's never too late to start.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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KNOW SHIT!
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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I shit you not.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Do not read this.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Lol, reality.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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chance the yeti
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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wait,
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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