Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fait accompli...
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Not all people are human.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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timidity is laughable
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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free water! Take one!
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Property is theft.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Be excellent to each other
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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This statement is a lie.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Stamp out bad eggs
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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I love you too.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Initiation is never over.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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its funny cause its true
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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i believe that children are the futile
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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solitude is enriching
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Disorder is order.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Grab it and feel it
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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God is an excuse.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Believing is seeing.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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you left the iron on.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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black lies matter
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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