Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The End is Rear!
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MURDERBIRD
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eris is my higher power
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Everything you know... is just that.
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This is now part of your day.
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mad, not angry.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Because and effect.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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How are you reading this?
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Terror is what you make of it.
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re-evolution!
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Be eaten by babies
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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You're on your own now
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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recluses always get weak
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to volunteer is reactionary
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Are you living in the real world?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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No hidden window here.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Superstition is bad luck.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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being who you are is it's own reward
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Your cats are my target audience
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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you can live on through your descendants
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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get an afterlife
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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WARNING: And how!
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No one is stopping you
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somebody stop me. please.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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I know your secret.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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I shit you not.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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