Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Aristotle was a dick.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Freedom is a party
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Normal is a curve.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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chance the yeti
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Think outside the book.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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escape from libtardia.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Think about what you are thinking
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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I think you came to late.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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abort that defeatist
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an elite is inevitable
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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I'm in this for the money.
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even your family can betray you
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Knowing is hard.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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All generalisations are false
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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i is imaginary.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Who watches the watchers?
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Who told you to believe that?
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Robots bleed red
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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But I'm already repressed!
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Do you think that went well?
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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i browse eye brows.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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