Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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If not now, then when?
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Subversive is the new black.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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You made me do it
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My moral standing is lying down.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Life is not only for you.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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I'm done counting statistics.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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what i think i am
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Be as if.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Be less prepared.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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We should all quit whinging.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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It might be worth it.
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Jesus loves war!
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Yes i did .
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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travelight
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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It's never too late to start.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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