Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what a drag it is getting sold
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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MAKE IT STOP
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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SILENCE
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It can't rain all the time
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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WARNING: And how!
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Deity... he's come for me
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Support your local ceiling.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Initiation is never over.
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All generalisations are false
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Every one can read your mind.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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My god is bigger.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Open horse fucking
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Laws make criminals.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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You are not your self-image.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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belief is priceless
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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