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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Fight Me
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Why are you so sure?
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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How are you reading this?
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wait!
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help me i've turned into paper
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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You're No. One
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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How necessary are you?
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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What are you really thinking about?
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All men are created unequal.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Stop history
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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fnord
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Free? Prove it!
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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I can see you
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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re-evolution!
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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If your not confused your wrong
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Difference engenders hate.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Reinvent retardation.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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The police are your friends.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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i know that i don't know.
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sin is a means of social control
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abort that defeatist
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Please press any door to continue
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Get 0%, win
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ignorance is hell.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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You are a product.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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don't go with the flow
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They're catching up to you!
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