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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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But we'll never survive!
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Yes men get all the babes!
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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belief is priceless
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You are one of the masks
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This message is not for you.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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I would die for my own life.
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routine is a link with the past
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Get 0%, win
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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fuck it we ball
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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eeeee, be mite
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Everybody knows.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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What are you doing?!
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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They Live. We sleep
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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what? do you think?
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So, read any good books lately?
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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You're a great actor!
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what time is it on mars?
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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You're standing in it now.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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JUST THINKING
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Your mother was lying
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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humor is a release
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Are you still awake?
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minimeme
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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I see what you did there.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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