Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Yes you are.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Dare to be stupid.
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i redundant already.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Kilmalosa323
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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seizure salad
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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No costume is no costume
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practice random acts
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I don't exist.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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I don't believe you.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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The only way to get money is from other people
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In case of fire, burn.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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water is just boneless ice
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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These words mean nothing.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Noone knows our destination.
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Stop history
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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