Semi Official Memebomb Archive

a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Rejoin the human race.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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NANODICK
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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wishing things away is not effective
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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There are no gold prisons
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Do not read this message.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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i browse eye brows.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Is there anybody in between there?
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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action causes more trouble than thought
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Albino african
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Please cue at this point -->
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August Victoria hospital
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Who told you to believe that?
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No one has died for your sins
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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This statement is a lie.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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feel better now
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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hugo phurst
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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We see what you did there.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Welcome home
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Love's as good as soma!
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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By the power of viagra
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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don't go with the flow
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Are you living in the real world?
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