Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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[Verification needed]
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This is where I get off...
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Security through Obesity
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Every one can read your mind.
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The door is the key.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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There is no Truth here.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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i is imaginary.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Truth is plural and contingent
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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NANODICK
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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obamasyomama
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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life is short..
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For a good time call Eris
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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fuck bitches, get money.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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fly's undone.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Each and single one
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Law = X/0
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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check your assumptions
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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You're already in its belly.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Yes men get all the babes!
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Prophets profit.
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