Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i is imaginary.
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what time is it on mars?
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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go down and drown'd
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Open horse fucking
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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some hacks hoax
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Jesus was a profit.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Down is the new up!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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private property created crime
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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This sign is not for you.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Who are you? Why?
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God made me an atheist.
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hate love - love hate
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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The Game
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Think outside which box?
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Jesus loves war!
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Laibach and Bank of England
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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recluses always get weak
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Schplie!!!! at random
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Control is not control
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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please change beliefs
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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I would die for my own life.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Reading is not understanding.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Every one can read your mind.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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FOREVER ALONE
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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I could only masquerade
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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I love you.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Love my label like myself
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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