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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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change is an inside job
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Try to remember
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Lady Inspired
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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I can see you
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Success: Just say NO.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Everything you know... is just that.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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its not. but maybe
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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minimeme
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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get an afterlife
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Control is not control
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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I'm not dead.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Nothing is 100% true
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Everybody knows.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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what did you lap up today?
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Confront the system.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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No perception leads to self deception.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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