Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Entropy is the final state, always.
#4390 -332 = 2709 - 3041 - +
It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -327 = 3476 - 3803 - +
Life and death'
both are tough sentences
#5292 -248 = 3576 - 3824 - +
the unattainable is invariable attractive
#2797 -287 = 3811 - 4098 - +
pink is ok, too
#4630 -303 = 2895 - 3198 - +
a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
#626 -337 = 3480 - 3817 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -282 = 3984 - 4266 - +
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
#2998 -326 = 2824 - 3150 - +
No perception leads to self deception.
#2151 -345 = 3135 - 3480 - +
When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
#3837 -361 = 2614 - 2975 - +
guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
#1360 -361 = 2424 - 2785 - +
Remember to forget sometimes.
#2403 -311 = 3401 - 3712 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 -300 = 3478 - 3778 - +
Confront the system.
#5593 -266 = 2986 - 3252 - +
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
#1737 -290 = 3215 - 3505 - +
Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
#935 -369 = 3218 - 3587 - +
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
#810 -322 = 3284 - 3606 - +
Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2071 -386 = 2604 - 2990 - +
If it makes sense, we can't do it.
#4599 -296 = 3050 - 3346 - +
you must have one grand passion
#3343 -279 = 2927 - 3206 - +
if you have many desires your life will be interesting
#1702 -364 = 3001 - 3365 - +
i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
#4266 -284 = 3273 - 3557 - +
NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
#2153 -324 = 3319 - 3643 - +
abuse of power comes as no surprise
#651 -424 = 2817 - 3241 - +
ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
#5304 -359 = 3057 - 3416 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -305 = 3128 - 3433 - +
Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
#1088 -300 = 3481 - 3781 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -376 = 3081 - 3457 - +
The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
#4144 -271 = 3886 - 4157 - +
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
#5446 -286 = 3318 - 3604 - +
Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
#2063 -316 = 2933 - 3249 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -2127 = 6352 - 8479 - +
life is short..
#4351 -391 = 2935 - 3326 - +
I am a liar and honnest about it
#5629 -262 = 3426 - 3688 - +
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
#2776 -315 = 2959 - 3274 - +
DEATH TO MARTYRS!
#4114 -285 = 3938 - 4223 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -179 = 3830 - 4009 - +
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -354 = 3797 - 4151 - +
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
#2818 -294 = 3794 - 4088 - +
Stop history
#2553 -293 = 2757 - 3050 - +
WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
#3651 -408 = 2880 - 3288 - +
You Can Use Fire
#3290 -301 = 3457 - 3758 - +
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
#3361 -348 = 3251 - 3599 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -313 = 3457 - 3770 - +
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
#1705 -285 = 3726 - 4011 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -306 = 3812 - 4118 - +
We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
#3085 -332 = 3374 - 3706 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
#4374 -163 = 4124 - 4287 - +
We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
#3994 -329 = 2916 - 3245 - +
i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
#4713 -310 = 3252 - 3562 - +
Don't panic.
#1090 -375 = 2798 - 3173 - +
abort that defeatist
#6047 -406 = 3515 - 3921 - +
Click here to win.
#919 -361 = 3292 - 3653 - +
Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
#1193 -297 = 3449 - 3746 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -364 = 3264 - 3628 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -324 = 4058 - 4382 - +
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
#1625 -329 = 3069 - 3398 - +
In the end. there's a period.
#1765 -352 = 3062 - 3414 - +
LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
#6284 -348 = 4182 - 4530 - +
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
#5260 -325 = 3432 - 3757 - +
How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
#1446 -286 = 3092 - 3378 - +
These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
#4551 -277 = 2849 - 3126 - +
Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
#3458 -276 = 3092 - 3368 - +
Darth Vader died for your Sins.
#4524 -315 = 3310 - 3625 - +
A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
#640 -328 = 2932 - 3260 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -356 = 3067 - 3423 - +
Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
#2337 -294 = 3549 - 3843 - +
Could I interest you in a pet rock?
#956 -331 = 2848 - 3179 - +
No direction is the right direction
#2130 -376 = 2529 - 2905 - +
Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
#1031 -251 = 2638 - 2889 - +
Find your passion for apathy
#4996 -547 = 2773 - 3320 - +
Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
#1921 -305 = 3580 - 3885 - +
You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
#3351 -289 = 3607 - 3896 - +
[citation needed]
#574 -238 = 3232 - 3470 - +
there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
#5145 -361 = 2886 - 3247 - +
Maybe you're a product too
#5083 -339 = 3012 - 3351 - +
I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
#4584 -287 = 3028 - 3315 - +
yOU NEVER KNOW
#6138 -317 = 3553 - 3870 - +
It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
#5551 -309 = 3648 - 3957 - +
This message is false
#2923 -356 = 3510 - 3866 - +
Impressive; but how big's your dick?
#1753 -367 = 2956 - 3323 - +
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
#852 -287 = 3709 - 3996 - +
greyface loves keeping records of people
#6082 -359 = 3422 - 3781 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -281 = 4001 - 4282 - +
"Please do not use other door."
#3671 -306 = 3045 - 3351 - +
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
#2846 -325 = 3517 - 3842 - +
There's no such thing as nothing
#4688 -357 = 3164 - 3521 - +
Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
#2064 -378 = 2806 - 3184 - +
how do you enforce "gun control"?
#6421 -716 = 3392 - 4108 - +
Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
#2947 -438 = 3288 - 3726 - +
Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
#6007 -278 = 3247 - 3525 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
#2559 -317 = 3287 - 3604 - +
You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
#5816 -395 = 3085 - 3480 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1979 = 6437 - 8416 - +
expressing anger is necessary
#1210 -406 = 3301 - 3707 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
#2684 -327 = 3243 - 3570 - +
Being who you are is it's own punishment.
#818 -301 = 3339 - 3640 - +
Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
#4427 -278 = 3381 - 3659 - +
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
#4020 -312 = 2891 - 3203 - +
The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
#4365 -382 = 2643 - 3025 - +

5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project