Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fly's undone.
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really
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Because and effect.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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discordia lumine maior
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it's a headless blunder
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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KNOW NOW
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Conventions are lazy.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
#5371 -363 = 3156 - 3519 - +
 
back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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do you think we are forever?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Preserve disorder
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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beat violence!
#6432 -744 = 3172 - 3916 - +
There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 -287 = 3517 - 3804 - +
YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
#3300 -315 = 3017 - 3332 - +
When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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I love you too.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Happiness is not efficient
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Caution: dry floor.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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This is not a meme.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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I am no longer infected
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Cadres decide everything.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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BUREAUCRAZY
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This is where i get off.
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There is no more revolution;
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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never fear goddess is here
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I know what you did last summer...
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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supplementing my permanent record
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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you can live on through your descendants
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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