Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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you LIVE in that head?
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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i need to avoid the void
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Tune out the signal.
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What poor gods we do make.
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discordia lumine maior
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Infect Yourself.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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I love my tribe.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Impeach the constitution
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#6546
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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What is the first question?
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Because it's there.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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go fuck yourself
No really
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Measure once, cut twice
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Don't worry, be metal
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Will what you do
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Hellen back
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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politics is used for personal gain
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Government Complaints Box
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Disorder is order.
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