Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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ignorance is hell.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Common sense is neither.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Two-faced book
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Please look away immediately.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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You Can Use Fire
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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You are the voice in your head.
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Bored people are boring people.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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You better know
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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PANTFARTICA
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Save the banks lol
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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FOREVER ALONE
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much was decided before you were born
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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inheritance must be abolished
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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eris is my higher power
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Tear off all your labels.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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I'm not dead.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Love's as good as soma!
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Lady Inspired
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what? do you think?
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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jesus was a roman mole
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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