Semi Official Memebomb Archive

rattlesnakes are epic
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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This side up.
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I really like writing on walls
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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yeah, i know.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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â–²
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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laws make legislatures
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This sentence is a lie.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Don't worry, be metal
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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technology will make or break us
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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d's nutz
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Generally speaking, women are.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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You are now breathing manually.
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fututio, non verba.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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wishing things away is not effective
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Hellen back
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irony is too mainstream for me
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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routine is a link with the past
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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PANTS?
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get an afterlife
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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There is no more revolution;
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You woke up for this?
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Stop history
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You are now thinking manually.
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