Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Power to the Imagination.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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practice random acts
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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all that litters is old
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Use no hooks.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Seriousness is death
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golfers are the illuminati
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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MEMESTORM
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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someone should do something about that
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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this is a interdistraction
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Free? Prove it!
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Tear off all your labels.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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DO NOT BELIEF
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Check Mate!
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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noise can be hostile
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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apologies
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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You made me do it
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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seize the means of imagination
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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This is my steakhouse.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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You don't exist.
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