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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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what's stopping you?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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after birth is before death
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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words tend to be inadequate
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God is dead, long live God
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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DIY
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Take the RED pill.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Are you still awake?
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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There is no Truth here.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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You'll never get this time back.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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They know you're reading this.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Do what you want to say
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Education is a form of murder
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Scene and Herd.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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It might be worth it.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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People are revolting
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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brobama
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Love my label like myself
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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