Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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We're behaving like insects
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Try to outlive these words.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You're already in its belly.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Use no hooks.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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this post scares me
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Oops bi did it again
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If you do it, want it.
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Why not?
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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This is the age of isis
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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jesus hippie
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Why are you so sure?
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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keep the lasagna flying
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God is a word.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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we need some new cliches
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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decency is a relative thing
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fun is my function
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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unleash infinity
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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The End is Rear!
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Try Dying.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Be as if.
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Run. You're watching you.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Was it worth it?
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Perception is not reality
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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