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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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If you do it, want it.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Objectivity is subjective
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unleash infinity
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Question reality.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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care to expand?
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Eating the menu?
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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This is not a pipe.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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you are now entering!
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you smell like your mistress.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Somebody hates you
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Save us from salvation
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Please go away.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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fear your friends
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Virginity can be cured.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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what would you break without rules?
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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There is no Truth here.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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BROFIST
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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This is the end
of the
end
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you sure its safe?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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This sentence has never been written.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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By the power of viagra
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all norms are social.
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