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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Only rats stay bought
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I don't exist.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Sense is made, not born.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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maybe partying will help
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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I would die for my own life.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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You were alone before they left you
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christinsanity
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The only enemy is good
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Knowing is hard.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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I know what you did last summer...
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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such is the war.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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hate humanity. love people
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I see what you did there.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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i will!
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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The End is Rear!
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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fat people think they are fat.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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The truth never set anyone free
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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The future is history.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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