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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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How did you get here?
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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What is the first question?
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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keep the lasagna flying
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Browsers for Genocide
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Oops bi did it again
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Leadership means taxes
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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low expectations are good protection
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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raw backwards is war
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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you are now leaving!
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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We saw her duck.
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You're standing in it now.
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Art is dangerous
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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That makes sense
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Be excellent to each other
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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This is my steakhouse.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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choice != control
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Chaos is what you make of it
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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