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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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You're standing in it now.
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You're on your own now
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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They think you're weird.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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My moral standing is lying down.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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take nothing for granted
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Lady Inspired
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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DIY
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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apologies
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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slack lives matter
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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For a good time call Eris
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You're a great actor!
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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These could go together, or be separate.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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This is an advertisement
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Smile for the camera!
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Stop imitating yourself.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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repetition is the best way to learn
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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i don't hate crime.
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Think outside the book.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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some hacks hoax
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Do what you want to say
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You can't be late until you show up.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Read less, live more.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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