Semi Official Memebomb Archive

run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Pain = stupidity
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Don't tread on me
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You did it.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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hate love - love hate
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This is my steakhouse.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Five is a demon.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Beware of falling hammers
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Oh, no, not again.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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For a good time, please call 000.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Albino african
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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the keepers of time are robots.
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You are hearing voices
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Do you want a cookie?
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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solitude is enriching
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Life is not rhetorical.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Adapt or die!
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Fumble the bumble
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Normal is a curve.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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alzheimer macht frei
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Be eaten by babies
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d's nutz
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Peace is a graveyard.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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