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Then why do you do it?
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Eating the menu?
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i need to avoid the void
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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don't go with the flow
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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there is chaos in order
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Think about what you are thinking
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Not all people are human.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Cadres decide everything.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Seize the means of collapse.
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poonerism
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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What if you're the one?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Only Americans are real humans
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Fuck god
I love her
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Lead Ashtray
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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IH8UFUHQ2
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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timidity is laughable
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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[Citation Needed]
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Check Mate!
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Reality is only a theory
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someone should do something about that
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Please go away.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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ask yourself this
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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What just happened?
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Tick tick tick
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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