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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Run. You're watching you.
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"Please do not use other door."
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[Verification needed]
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Negation is definition
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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after birth is before death
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I want this statement to be false.
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I am my own god now
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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IMOK
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Fuck semantics!
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Normal
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scratch'n'sniff
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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getting even is odd.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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My god is bigger.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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re-evolution!
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Confront the system.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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this is only a test
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you can do more than you think.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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People are blinky
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Love my label like myself
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Stop history
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Achacha
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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All myths are modern
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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to be is not to be
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keep the lasagna flying
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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