Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Make it so!
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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you are now entering!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Save the banks lol
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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you smell like your mistress.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Orwell was right.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Stop history
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I know what you did last summer...
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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i know that i don't know.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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I like.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Your dick sucks!
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Smoke fish.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Secrecy kills.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Home is where the disease is
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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No one gets out alive.
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the important thing is to cum...
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Explain your sense of self
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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ALWAYS IS
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How necessary are you?
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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