Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't hate crime.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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what is future
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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hate humanity. love people
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How are you reading this?
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No one noticed.
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You are what you hate.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Stop imitating yourself.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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choice != control
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We have this area under surveillance
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We are watching you
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Impeach the constitution
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Confusion is paradise
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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By the power of viagra
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Kill Your Idols.
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Nothing is 100% true
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Noone knows our destination.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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one love
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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you left the iron on.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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don't go with the flow
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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