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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
#4068 -387 = 2733 - 3120 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -2120 = 6425 - 8545 - +
technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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And thus, sense was made.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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blumpkinfluffer
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Be excellent to each other
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
#6404 -693 = 3171 - 3864 - +
Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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i just changed the world
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
#6117 -315 = 3979 - 4294 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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eris is my higher power
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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the whether is changing
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Try to remember
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Who's life are you living?
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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you sure its safe?
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Invent a problem
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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there is an error in this sentence.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Success: Just say NO.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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