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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Malpractice makes perfect
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You are now thinking manually.
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You are not your ego
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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obamasyomama
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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BROFIST
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Kill time before it kills you!
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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someone should do something about that
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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poonerism
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Sense is made, not born.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Fait accompli...
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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life = murder
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Only Americans are real humans
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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jesus hippie
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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No purpose necessary
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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planning for the future is escapism
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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You got away with it.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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life is short..
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Everything happens for no reason
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Wit happens.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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You are what you hate.
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Every one can read your mind.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Somebody hates you
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Prop Up The System!
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Ateoff shitler
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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