Semi Official Memebomb Archive

[insert witty meme here]
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levity sucks.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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one love
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Control is not control
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Go places.
Do things
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I like.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Don't worry, be metal
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Listen to the noise.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Orwell was right.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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We have this area under surveillance
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Lady Inspired
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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fun or doom
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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You're standing in it now.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Pain = stupidity
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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wishing things away is not effective
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You always love the ones you hurt
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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decency is a relative thing
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Virginity can be cured.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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I love you too.
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Who is the shepherd?
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Your brain is itchy
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d's nutz
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Disorder is order.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Some farts go poof.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Subversive is the new black.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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