Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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No gods, no masterpieces
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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You are not an individual.
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you're doing it.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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never fear goddess is here
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Because and effect.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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It's later than you think.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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christinsanity
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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raw backwards is war
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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[Citation Needed]
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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We are the marginalized prophets
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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What if you're the one?
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Men always generalise
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Oh, no, not again.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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We have this area under surveillance
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Scene and Herd.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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It's not my struggle
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ICDUC2?
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Objectivity is subjective
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Be excellent to each other
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The media lies.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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You can't buy fun like this
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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