Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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How did you get here?
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True love is overrated
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Don't knock opportunity
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Hellen back
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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YOU will live forever!
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Infect Yourself.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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There is where you say something stupid.
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TRAVELITE
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Avert thy gaze!
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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The Beginning is Near.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Pawn Takes king.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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No one is stopping you
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Objectivity is subjective
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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I'm not dead.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Do not live, do not die.
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keep your eyes open
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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I am high, bye
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Buddha made me do it.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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That's what she said.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Think in terms of thought.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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