Semi Official Memebomb Archive

opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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change your mind
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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The revolution will be the same
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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They Live. We sleep
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fat people think they are fat.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Politics is war by other means
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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even she goes poo... even she
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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humor is a release
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Your smile or your life
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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No, you're not a rebel.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Strike any user to continue.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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These words mean nothing.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Have that mole checked out
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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#tigerblood
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i need to avoid the void
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Some farts go poop.
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are you wearing that?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Guns Protect Killers.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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But we'll never survive!
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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being broke is childish
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