Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If your not confused your wrong
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Some farts go poop.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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i'm just as god remade me
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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we need some new cliches
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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You're already in its belly.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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What poor gods we do make.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Don't tread on me
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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There are no gold prisons
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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listen when your body talks
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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All generalisations are false
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Normal is a curve.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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You are a fire hazard
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Two-faced book
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Someone knows better than you
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Such Oddacity.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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The Truth Hertz.
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christafarian
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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water is just boneless ice
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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I was young and I needed the money
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