I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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