Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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