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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Prophets profit.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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At the end you see it clear
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Cums
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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keep your eyes open
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Plan early, plan twice
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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unique things must be the most valuable
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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here...catch!
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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everyone's work is equally important
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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"Please feel free."
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Question lobotomy.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Examine the following:
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IN MY PANTS!
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Make weirdness normal.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Impeach the constitution
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Here's what I know,
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Now Accepting New Patience
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You know better
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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