Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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never fear goddess is here
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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exciting controversy
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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We're behaving like insects
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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land of the fee
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Ban Censorship!
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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I'm in this for the money.
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Then why do you do it?
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even your family can betray you
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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You're a great actor!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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words tend to be inadequate
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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God is a word.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Nothing is 100% true
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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ignorance is knowledge
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Property is theft.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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SILENCE
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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