Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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DO NOT WANT.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Civilization is sterilization.
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check your assumptions
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I don't believe you.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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don't postpone joy
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Be all that you can be
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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theft is the liberty of property
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Don't knock opportunity
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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you LIVE in that head?
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You don't exist.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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TRAVELITE
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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The only enemy is good
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jesus was a roman mole
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MEMESTORM
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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No one gets out alive.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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You're on your own now
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Laws make criminals.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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fun is my function
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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How necessary are you?
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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