Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Security without freedom is prison.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Why don't you mind?!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Get ready for this.
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  â–²
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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I love you too.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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look above the wind.
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what would you break without rules?
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Can I ask you a second question?
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This is a Meme.
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No one is stopping you
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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If you can this.... you can read
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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[citation needed]
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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pink is ok, too
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Should we start over?
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Go directly to jail.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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You're on your own now
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Percepi et esse.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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The Government is watching God
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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down with lies?
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Robots bleed red
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Albino african
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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This town needs an enema.
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the revolution will not realised
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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land of the fee
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Nature loves to hide.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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NO YOU!
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TV Sets the Channel
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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