Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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For a good time call Eris
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Utopia, why?
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Nothing is 100% true
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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wacked lives shatter
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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You Can Use Fire
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You are a product.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Question reality.
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How am I not myself?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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The future is history.
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Government Complaints Box
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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categorizing fear is calming
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Youthanize yourself
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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this post scares me
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Duck
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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sin is a means of social control
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[insert witty meme here]
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Reinvent retardation.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Be eaten by babies
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Art is dangerous
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Reality is a work in progress.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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education is everywhere
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Average is such a mean word
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Shit Floats.
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Only the insane prosper
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