Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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listen when your body talks
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Rejoin the human race.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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what's stopping you?
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The free market never cured malaria.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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this conversation is over
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Only rats stay bought
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Head Your mind!
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Don't worry, be metal
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Defective for our future.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The future is history.
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The Truth Is No.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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These words mean nothing.
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Fight Me
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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There is no Truth here.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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everything that's interesting is new
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Do not read this message.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Fuck god
I love her
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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How are you reading this?
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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i believe that children are the futile
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Existence is futile
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inheritance must be abolished
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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