Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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blumpkinfluffer
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Call in Sick
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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What is the first question?
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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#tigerblood
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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What are you doing?!
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feel better now
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Keep quiet about this.
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BeLIEve
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humor is a release
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Your memebomb
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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not valid without receipt
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Lady Inspired
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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noise can be hostile
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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History is a religion
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Pretend to be real.
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Science is a cult
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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an elite is inevitable
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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the whether is changing
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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IN MY PANTS!
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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How do you get all those coins?
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Lego my Ego
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scratch'n'sniff
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Your dick sucks!
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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