Semi Official Memebomb Archive

People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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i redundant already.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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"Hauch"
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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the posthumous will judge.
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Just do it.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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meet us in orbit
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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time passes through us.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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you left the iron on.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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offer very little information about yourself
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Orwell was an optimist
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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What just happened?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Terror is what you make of it.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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christinsanity
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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By the power of viagra
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Self improvement is masturbation
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today is under construction
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i'm just as god remade me
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Kill your imagination.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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planning for the future is escapism
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Question reality.
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brobama
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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All myths are modern
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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fallin' allin
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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