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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Futility is futile.
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automation is deadly
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Confusion is paradise
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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You woke up for this?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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fallin' allin
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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There is no more revolution;
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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MAKE IT STOP
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Make up your words.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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What if you're the one?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Jesus made a good profit
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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black lies matter
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Laibach and Bank of England
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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i browse eye brows.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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You got away with it.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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