Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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you must have one grand passion
#3343 -278 = 2928 - 3206 - +
You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
#3309 -322 = 2774 - 3096 - +
If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
#5689 -429 = 3163 - 3592 - +
nobody is in charge
#2165 -398 = 2856 - 3254 - +
Life is not only for you.
#5252 -302 = 3054 - 3356 - +
if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
#5305 -321 = 3118 - 3439 - +
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
#4841 -310 = 3312 - 3622 - +
Can you prove you're not the enemy?
#882 -276 = 3229 - 3505 - +
Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
#835 -373 = 2678 - 3051 - +
Pretend this is Reality
#2328 -376 = 2688 - 3064 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -295 = 3707 - 4002 - +
Paradox isn't.
#2263 -321 = 3301 - 3622 - +
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
#3357 -356 = 2868 - 3224 - +
The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
#5102 -423 = 3326 - 3749 - +
the medium is the mode
#4135 -318 = 3126 - 3444 - +
love to see it happen
#5237 -419 = 3090 - 3509 - +
kill the planet, save the universe.
#5412 -424 = 2976 - 3400 - +
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
#5445 -295 = 3310 - 3605 - +
Measure once, cut twice
#4900 -375 = 2659 - 3034 - +
al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
#5374 -366 = 3403 - 3769 - +
HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
#1423 -329 = 3018 - 3347 - +
Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
#5302 -403 = 2734 - 3137 - +
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
#5205 -386 = 2371 - 2757 - +
Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
#4026 -360 = 2683 - 3043 - +
History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
#6024 -434 = 3105 - 3539 - +
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
#5053 -315 = 3305 - 3620 - +
There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
#6455 -273 = 3080 - 3353 - +
The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
#2642 -305 = 2788 - 3093 - +
As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
#4062 -633 = 2905 - 3538 - +
This is not simply entertainment.
#3965 -335 = 3630 - 3965 - +
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
#2111 -316 = 2886 - 3202 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
#4413 -283 = 3917 - 4200 - +
God bless the kufar
#4938 -291 = 2799 - 3090 - +
chasing the new is dangerous to society
#905 -311 = 3496 - 3807 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -359 = 3666 - 4025 - +
Ordo ab chao, brassica!
#5352 -346 = 2601 - 2947 - +
words tend to be inadequate
#3234 -230 = 3637 - 3867 - +
Beware of false profits
#832 -242 = 3822 - 4064 - +
"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
#3895 -358 = 3368 - 3726 - +
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
#2963 -347 = 3403 - 3750 - +
run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
#4428 -340 = 3447 - 3787 - +
Even a negative action is a positive one.
#1163 -319 = 3171 - 3490 - +
The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
#2783 -319 = 3748 - 4067 - +
Guns don't kill people, I do.
#1362 -347 = 3468 - 3815 - +
Antisemitism is a gas
#4122 -278 = 4064 - 4342 - +
History is a religion
#1427 -336 = 3489 - 3825 - +
OUT OFN ORDER
#4346 -327 = 2973 - 3300 - +
To be happy is a new notion
#2972 -444 = 2828 - 3272 - +
zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
#4885 -302 = 3207 - 3509 - +
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
#3131 -271 = 3201 - 3472 - +
even she goes poo... even she
#4624 -317 = 3052 - 3369 - +
Stop believing, start thinking.
#3789 -323 = 3364 - 3687 - +
I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
#1529 -341 = 3059 - 3400 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2097 = 6551 - 8648 - +
roads less traveled often lead to happier places
#5023 -314 = 4076 - 4390 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -270 = 3665 - 3935 - +
I am the king of all iconoclasts
#5085 -265 = 3455 - 3720 - +
Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
#2341 -310 = 2857 - 3167 - +
[Citation Needed]
#4071 -323 = 3284 - 3607 - +
No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
#3966 -370 = 2862 - 3232 - +
I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
#1591 -294 = 3109 - 3403 - +
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
#642 -353 = 3244 - 3597 - +
it's important to stay clean on all levels
#1852 -331 = 3082 - 3413 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -288 = 3339 - 3627 - +
Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
#1243 -330 = 3629 - 3959 - +
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
#2830 -336 = 2966 - 3302 - +
You're paranoid for a reason.
#3386 -400 = 4179 - 4579 - +
Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
#4156 -440 = 2732 - 3172 - +
The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
#4058 -328 = 4117 - 4445 - +
If you can read this you must have magical powers.
#5215 -487 = 2808 - 3295 - +
Superstition is bad luck.
#5755 -319 = 3885 - 4204 - +
The medium is not the masseuse.
#6541 -34 = 81 - 115 - +
Good luck on your exam.
#4137 -346 = 2923 - 3269 - +
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
#2284 -327 = 3704 - 4031 - +
anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
#4035 -299 = 3037 - 3336 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -308 = 3103 - 3411 - +
Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
#4984 -329 = 2667 - 2996 - +
Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -301 = 3702 - 4003 - +
alzheimer macht frei
#5213 -420 = 2941 - 3361 - +
It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
#1806 -382 = 3128 - 3510 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
#3867 -335 = 3004 - 3339 - +
i believe that children are the futile
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -405 = 3614 - 4019 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 -217 = 5719 - 5936 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -282 = 3857 - 4139 - +
I won't stop until I get to Normal
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
#6304 -493 = 4370 - 4863 - +
If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
#2864 -351 = 3576 - 3927 - +
Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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