Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Then why do you do it?
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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God is a word.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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History is written by the winners
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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JUST THINKING
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Legalize poverty
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Always be extremely moderate.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Virginity can be cured.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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fututio, non verba.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Defective for our future.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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You got away with it.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Never give an inch!
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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I shit you not.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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August Victoria hospital
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Is this really worth it?
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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