Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hoard anything you can't download
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Control is not control
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Think about what you are thinking
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I hear music!
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Use no hooks.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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men are not monogamous by nature
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This isn't all true.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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WARNING: And how!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Science is a cult
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Try to outlive these words.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Your ego is biohazard
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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nobody is in charge
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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you left the iron on.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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