Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Hail Damage Repair!
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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black lies matter
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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This sentence is false.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Free Baser Evil!
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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We are here to grow our souls
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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If its to be its up to me
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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This statement is a lie.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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This is a mindjacking!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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fat people think they are fat.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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check your assumptions
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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The media lies.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Common sense is neither.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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chance the yeti
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Browsers for Genocide
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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jesus hippie
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Who's life are you living?
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Fuck semantics!
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