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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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even she goes poo... even she
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Elite Populist
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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planning for the future is escapism
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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That was a bad idea.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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I am living in denial.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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This is Not an Exist.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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SCORPION PIE
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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This is an advertisement
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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You are Holy in the wrong
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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this is one sentence.
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Personally, I blame society
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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The truth never set anyone free
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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