Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Property is theft.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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go within the flow
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Please use other door.
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suk up and pop
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When was the first time you felt great?
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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obamasyomama
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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This is now part of your day.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Disorder is order.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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challenge your habits
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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If you want it, do it.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The media lies.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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fathers often use too much force
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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iPods are made of people!
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Great! Doesn't it
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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we need some new cliches
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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You are not your self-image.
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you must have one grand passion
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Impeach the constitution
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Run. You're watching you.
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god believes in you!
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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this conversation isnt over
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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the void does not exist
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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