Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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This bear's repeating.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Save the banks lol
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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decency is a relative thing
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I want this statement to be false.
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re-evolution!
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Don't quote this
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Of course you realize this means war.
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No one is stopping you
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Please press any door to continue
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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How's that working out for you?
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Go directly to jail.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Recycle your pets
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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belief is priceless
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Oh, no, not again.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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The dead define culture
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Normality = boring-reality
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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MURDERBIRD
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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People are Human.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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You are literate
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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you left the iron on.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I want your money back.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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God is a word.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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morals are for little people
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Kook cain
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Everybody knows.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Rebel against this command.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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