Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not wearing any underwear
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Why are you masturbating?
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theft is the liberty of property
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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annoy the boring
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Ateoff shitler
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Read less, live more.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Jesus made a good profit
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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By the power of viagra
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Conventions are lazy.
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The Sanity is IN.
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This town needs an enema.
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Forget you even read this.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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power lies everywhere
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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PANTFARTICA
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Collapse the state of mind
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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19februholidamned
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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This sentence is false.
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fuck you
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Try to remember
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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No, you're not a rebel.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Bored people are boring people.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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i will!
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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decadence can be an end in itself
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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choose life
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It's always today.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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