Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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You now get to create a new rule.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Confront the system.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Call in Sick
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your breath smells a funny colour
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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BeLIEve
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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wipe off that lipstick.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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A free world needs no leaders
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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How necessary are you?
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Slippery when slick
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Make it so!
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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That's just what I believe
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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138 dys ony sos
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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The only enemy is good
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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listen when your body talks
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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What poor gods we do make.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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