Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Be all that you can be
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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EAT BABIES
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ban censorship!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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you're it, no backsies
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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fear is information
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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kill someone today
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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How am I not who I Am?
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Someone knows better than you
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Always be extremely moderate.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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[citation needed]
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Art is dangerous
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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