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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Law = X/0
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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challenge your habits
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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morals are for little people
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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care to expand?
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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the city is upstairs
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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You might regret it.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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I will never lie to you.
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You're on your own now
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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what is future
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Levity Sucks!
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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It is happening again.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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PANTS?
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Let's be cruel!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Secrecy kills.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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People are blinky
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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dare to be smart
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Feel great with purpose
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You are only happy by accident.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Belief is the Enemy.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Do you want a cookie?
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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This sign is not for you.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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