THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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