I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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