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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Please press any door to continue
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Leap before you look
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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fun or doom
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Measure once, cut twice
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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poonerism
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Percepi et esse.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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read banned books
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Because it's there.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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KNOW SHIT!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Please use other door.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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I shit you not.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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automation is deadly
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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I don't have time for the truth.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Buddha made me do it.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Eating the menu?
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Can you hear me now?
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Everybody knows.
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meet us in orbit
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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