Semi Official Memebomb Archive

HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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labels are not all inclusive
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Who watches the watchers?
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You are not your ego
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Do you find this question offensive?
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Confront the system.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Should we start over?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Will what you do
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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brobama
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what? do you think?
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If its to be, its up to me
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i need to avoid the void
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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You woke up for this?
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Wit happens.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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ALWAYS IS
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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I love you.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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to whom it may concern,
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Get 0%, win
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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poonerism
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keep your eyes open
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Social norms are for the weak.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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No one noticed.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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