Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Who are you? Why?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Fait accompli...
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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the family is living on borrowed time
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Failure takes practice
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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mttv
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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slack lives matter
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KNOW NOW
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Have a good day, or die.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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This message isn't for you
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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dare to be smart
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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change your mind
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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to be is not to be
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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bleed for the international power
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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antifart
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Do not read this message.
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Jesus was a profit.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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History is written by the winners
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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This is inappropriate
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Was it worth it?
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No more lip from you, bub.
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fly's undone.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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