Semi Official Memebomb Archive

exceptional people deserve special concessions
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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noise can be hostile
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Slippery when slick
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Suffering is Optional...
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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randy savage died for your sins
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You did it.
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play freebird!
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Why are you masturbating?
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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You're No. One
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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christafarian
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Should we start over?
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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yeah, i know.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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We saw her duck.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Don't forget to die
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Love scares empty hearts
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Roots are for vegetables
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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"I can't breed!"
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Please press any door to continue
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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True love is overrated
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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