Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Not all congestion is equal.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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water is just boneless ice
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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You're No. One
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Are you a character or a being?
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Do you smell bacon?
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Percepi et esse.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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it's a headless blunder
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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slack lives matter
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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cancer cures smoking.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I will never lie to you.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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TV Sets the Channel
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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I love my tribe.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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