Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Pretend to be real.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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I don't exist.
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You're standing in it now.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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after birth is before death
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Invent a problem
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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The Sanity is IN.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Don't worry, be metal
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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You too can be No. one!
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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If its to be its up to me
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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decency is a relative thing
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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not valid without receipt
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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To be free today means to participate.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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blumpkinfluffer
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Please go back 3 squares
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Security without freedom is prison.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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