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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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randy savage died for your sins
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Be all that you can be
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Wit happens.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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You are not your ego
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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They're catching up to you!
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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[citation needed]
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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please change beliefs
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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When's the last time you felt great?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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i can't do that yet.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Average is such a mean word
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No one noticed.
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Hellen back
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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You know it all, don't you?
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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You've caught an even atom tan
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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angst is lame
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Please press any door to continue
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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true freedom is frightful
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Kill Your Idols.
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war is a purification rite
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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fuck you
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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