Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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PANTS?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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This is where i get off.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Bored people are boring people.
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We Universe Itself
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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DO NOT WANT.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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is there someone standing behind me?
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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I'm not dead yet!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Each and single one
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Yes you are.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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laws make legislatures
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Imprint your reality here.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Things you own end up owning you
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Clara mascara
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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19februholidamned
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Only bad music has any meaning
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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expressing anger is necessary
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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life = murder
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Protection when you least expect it
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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You are a fire hazard
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Love scares empty hearts
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mad, not angry.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Please go back 3 squares
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Do not believe language.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Do not live, do not die.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Are you still awake?
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