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non serviam
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Your dick sucks!
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You'll never get this time back.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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SCORPION PIE
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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you are now breathing automatically
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Are you still awake?
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Will what you do
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Do not believe language.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Space is a practiced place.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Shit Floats.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Security through Obesity
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A naked mind is sexy.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Today is the day.
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Then why do you do it?
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much was decided before you were born
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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meet us in orbit
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mad, not angry.
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What is the first question?
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Question lobotomy.
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Confusion is paradise
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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