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Motherfucker who you playing
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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what did you lap up today?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Normal
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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"Please do not use other door."
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DO NOT READ THIS
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Are you sure? Why not?
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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chance the yeti
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Freedom is a party
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Use only as directed.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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You now get to create a new rule.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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The door is the key.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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fututio, non verba.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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This isn't all true.
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Lead Ashtray
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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i know that i don't know.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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I would die for my own life.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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hate humanity. love people
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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such is the war.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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You might not count in the New World Order
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unleash infinity
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seizure salad
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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This is the age of isis
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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This is not a pipe.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Everybody knows.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Suffering is Optional...
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xenophobes also fear you.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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the past is dead country
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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much was decided before you were born
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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