Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Have that mole checked out
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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You are what you hate.
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out of nothing comes something
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Caution: dry paint.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Learn to Dis-earn
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time passes through us.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Pwn free and clear.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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At the end you see it clear
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Please do not lick the paintings
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Are you interesting?
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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god cares for you more.
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such is the war.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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you can live on through your descendants
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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ICDUC2?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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care to expand?
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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i wish i had tried.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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