Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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DUCK !!
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WAKE UP.
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Government Complaints Box
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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exciting controversy
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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seize the means of imagination
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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god believes in you!
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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I know your secret.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Your mother was lying
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everything counts in large amounts
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Let us prey
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How do you get all those coins?
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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please change beliefs
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you must have one grand passion
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Don't tread on me
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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This sentence is false.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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They think you're weird.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Everything you know... is just that.
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You were alone before they left you
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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adjust your tie.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Don't panic.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Don't fart then inhale it
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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