There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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