Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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what time is it on mars?
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the ripple is not the water.
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Two-faced book
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Language is speaking you.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I am living in denial.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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labels are not all inclusive
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its not. but maybe
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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big brother is not watching me
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"Time's up... or left?"
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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i never always win.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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you can live on through your descendants
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Measure once, cut twice
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Free Baser Evil!
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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keep the lasagna flying
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Disorder is order.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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