Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Without fuck ¡
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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non serviam
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Forget you even read this.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Law = X/0
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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such is the war.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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MINDCRAFT
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Ignorance isn't free!
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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MURDERBIRD
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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It's never too late to start.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Kwote Zero
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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you left the iron on.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Are you living in the real world?
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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you can do more than you think.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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obamasyomama
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Lead Ashtray
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Noone knows our destination.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Can you hear me now?
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Paradox isn't.
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seizure salad
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Feel great with purpose
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Ban Censorship!
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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travelight
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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