Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Bored people are boring people.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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No hidden window here.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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such is the war.
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Cums
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Go directly to jail.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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All men are created unequal.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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What you change, changes you.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Fight Me
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Why are you too good to die?
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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what would you break without rules?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Not all people are human.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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People are revolting
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Go places.
Do things
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DO NOT WANT.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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