Semi Official Memebomb Archive

when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Fools seldom differ
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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inheritance must be abolished
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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The revolution will be the same
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Success: Just say NO.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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I'm in this for the money.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Your computer is lying to you.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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We are watching you
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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wait!
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Fight apathy or don't.
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STOP TALKING.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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When's the last time you felt great?
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I don't have time for the truth.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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I saw what you did just now
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Authorised graffiti area
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Ban Censorship!
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There are no gold prisons
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Vegetables are murder.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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This is now part of your day.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Go on, I won't tell.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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