Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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