dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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