Semi Official Memebomb Archive

reality doesn't understand itself.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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No hidden window here.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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By the power of viagra
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Grayface is a Pope too
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Lol, reality.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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starvation is nature's way
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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PANTFARTICA
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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This is a question?
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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This is a Meme.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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You know better
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Initiation is never over.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Explain your sense of self
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Don't believe this sentence.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Are you living in the real world?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Ban Censorship!
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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