Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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beat violence!
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Ban Censorship!
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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The Truth Is No.
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Your brain is itchy
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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You don't need this ----->
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Be a badass
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Is this really worth it?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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fuck it we ball
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Forget you even read this.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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I am the voice in your head.
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practice random acts
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Hellen back
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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care to expand?
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Disorder is order.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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We saw her duck.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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And thus, sense was made.
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what? do you think?
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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â–²
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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MURDERBIRD
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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You are not your ego
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Be excellent to each other
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Conventions are lazy.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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