The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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