Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The following statement is not true:
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Be eaten by babies
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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We are here to grow our souls
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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I shit you not.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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You are the opposition!
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Get 0%, win
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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There is no conspiracy.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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some hacks hoax
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Do Not Remove
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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You are only happy by accident.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Apocalypse!
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Do you think that went well?
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Preserve disorder
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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wait faster
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categorizing fear is calming
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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hugo phurst
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Reality is only a theory
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The truth never set anyone free
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Five is a demon.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Today is the day.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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No one noticed.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Utopia, why?
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Wit happens.
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humor is a release
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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seize the means of imagination
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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