Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Yes you are.
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the void does not exist
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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can-I-help-you's
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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"Please feel free."
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Republican patriot fakers
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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you're doing it.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Impeach the constitution
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Use no hooks.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Duck
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Newfags can't triforce
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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You saw this message yesterday.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Burning bush did 9/11
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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The Truth Hertz.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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