Semi Official Memebomb Archive

a lie told often enough becomes truth
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Leap before you look
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Please go back 3 squares
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Futility is futile.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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In the end. there's a period.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Think outside which box?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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I just love the way you hate
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Your memebomb
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Elite Populist
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Don't knock opportunity
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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this is a interdistraction
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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We're behaving like insects
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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kill someone today
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You know it all, don't you?
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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PANTS?
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Grate with purpose
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Free Baser Evil!
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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someone should do something about that
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You are now thinking manually.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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listen to the silence
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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What are you doing?!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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