Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't worry--you're being watched.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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chance the yeti
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How come you so Dumb?
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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When's the last time you felt great?
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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hate speech?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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You know what I always say...
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Blasphemy is my religion
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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even she goes poo... even she
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Superstition is bad luck.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Be less prepared.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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being happy is more important than anything else
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pretend you have free will
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Not a Restroom
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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You are a fire hazard
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Should we start over?
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Security through Obesity
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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A naked mind is sexy.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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wacked lives shatter
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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You are not an individual.
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