Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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supplementing my permanent record
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Violence never settles anything.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Suicide is against the law!
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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security makes me nervous
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It's a trap!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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don't go with the flow
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Everything happens for no reason
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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escape from libtardia.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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you can do more than you think.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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World's Best Dad
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TITS
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Recycle your pets
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Fait accompli...
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Keep up and be ahead
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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The new money is info.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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fallin' allin
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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How am I not who I Am?
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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