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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
#5503 -281 = 3078 - 3359 - +
What would Johnny Cash do?
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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change your mind
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Believing is seeing.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
#3836 -322 = 3295 - 3617 - +
'slanguage
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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What you change, changes you.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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what? do you think?
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Make up your words.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Reality is only a theory
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Suffering is Optional...
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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This is not here
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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No one has died for your sins
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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you read my fucking mind
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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holding back protects your vital energies
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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I hate prejudiced people.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Things you own end up owning you
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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If you do it, want it.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Mission accomplished.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Eating the menu?
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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you left the iron on.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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