For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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