Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Who are you? Why?
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Smoke fish.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Vanilla extract
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Don't worry, be metal
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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TRAVELITE
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stay human
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Think in terms of thought.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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We see what you did there.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Look at the finger!!
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Moderation is for monks.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Every one can read your mind.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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you can be right and still be murdered
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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TITS
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Bored people are boring people.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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feel better now
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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you're it, no backsies
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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IGNore fnords
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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wait,
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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