Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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scratch'n'sniff
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Read out loud.
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exciting controversy
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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zombies like you
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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All myths are modern
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Paradox isn't.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Love my label like myself
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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OUT OFN ORDER
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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poonerism
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Try to remember
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Security through Obesity
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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averageness is a point of view
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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raw backwards is war
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get into the way!
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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The Government is watching God
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Fools seldom differ
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You are not an individual.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Get 0%, win
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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That's just what I believe
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one love
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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No one gets out alive.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Fuck semantics!
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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NO YOU!
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