In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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