The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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