Semi Official Memebomb Archive

violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Roots are for vegetables
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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ALWAYS IS
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Free will is compulsory.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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you can do more than you think.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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You're still playing by their rules!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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revolution means going around in circles.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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all roads lead to qumran
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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life is short..
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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i'm just as god remade me
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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I puked here
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Make like nature: select all.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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you left the iron on.
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Elite Populist
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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IH8UFUHQ2
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I really like writing on walls
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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take nothing for granted
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Abandon all art NOW
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wipe off that lipstick.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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If you can this.... you can read
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Hokum all ye faithful
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I GET IT!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Everybody knows.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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You are one of the masks
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