Semi Official Memebomb Archive

As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Ateoff shitler
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Private parking in Area only !
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Tear off all your labels.
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WARNING: And how!
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They think you're weird.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Try to outlive these words.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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get fired. taste delicious.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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I think you came to late.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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hate love - love hate
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Control is not control
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Someone knows better than you
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This is a pipe.
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You are literate
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IMOK
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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those without self-control seek to control others
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Which way to America?
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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I'm already against the next war.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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antifart
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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