Semi Official Memebomb Archive

please change beliefs
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expressing anger is necessary
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Ban Censorship!
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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My armor is contempt
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Fools seldom differ
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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sex differences are here to stay
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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psychicdelic
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Explain your sense of self
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Go directly to jail.
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TREY CRAY
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I'm done counting statistics.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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its funny cause its true
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Read less, live more.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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don't even talk about censorship!
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the medium is the mode
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Habeas Corpus
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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fuck bitches, get money.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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