Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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What poor gods we do make.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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christinsanity
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Do what you want to say
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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August Victoria hospital
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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This is not a meme.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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physical culture is second best
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Have that mole checked out
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Confusion is paradise
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The world is too loud nowadays
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timidity is laughable
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Conventions are lazy.
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Percepi et esse.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Apocalypse!
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Please look away immediately.
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can-I-help-you's
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conspiracy is all about you.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Go directly to jail.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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I'm not dead yet!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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There ain't no justice
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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We are watching you
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Leadership means taxes
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Be as if.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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POOPEEPIE
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Please don't care about this sign.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Oh, no, not again.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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I love you.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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