Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill your idols before they kill you
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Moderation is for monks.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Specialization is for insects
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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pain can be a very positive thing
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Republican patriot fakers
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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get an afterlife
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Be excellent to each other
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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I want this statement to be false.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Schplie!!!! at random
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its funny cause its true
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Love's as good as soma!
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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MURDERBIRD
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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all information is misinformation
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Don't forget to die
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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I love you.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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You're No. One
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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you read my fucking mind
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Abandon all art NOW
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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BUREAUCRAZY
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POOPEEPIE
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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I'm better than you.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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