Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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