His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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