Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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In here we're all anemic.
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chance the yeti
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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#tigerblood
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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i wish i had tried.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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YOU will live forever!
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Think inside the box
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Not all people are human.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Who is the shepherd?
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Pretend to be real.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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obamasyomama
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Yes you are.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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you must have one grand passion
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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not valid without receipt
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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love your enemy
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Today is the day.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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August Victoria hospital
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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The early worm gets the bird.
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