Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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timidity is laughable
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The truth never set anyone free
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Browsers for Genocide
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Specialization is for insects
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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KNOW SHIT!
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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This is the age of isis
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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I hate prejudiced people.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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I saw what you did just now
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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You don't exist.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Defective for our future.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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I could only masquerade
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Success: Just say NO.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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the ripple is not the water.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Stop Palpitation!
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You might regret it.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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