Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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fallin' allin
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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me me na me meme name
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Plan early, plan twice
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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ISABELLAH
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Darwin Hates You.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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categorizing fear is calming
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Think while it's still illegal
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Life is a hard life.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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There is no mainstream.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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In the end. there's a period.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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True love is overrated
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All we have is words
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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You're a great actor!
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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getting even is odd.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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you sure its safe?
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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realize that ignorance is bless
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routine is a link with the past
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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jesus, that's a good one!
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