Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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humor is a release
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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here...catch!
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Science is a cult
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I'm better than you.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Rebel against this command.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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life is short..
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Every one can read your mind.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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How are you reading this?
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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xenophobes also fear you.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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love to see it happen
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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You can't be too serious.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Leadership means taxes
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No costume is no costume
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Tune out the signal.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Killing is murder
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Preserve disorder
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Don't forget to die
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Futility is futile.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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the past is dead country
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Cums
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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This is not a meme.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Average is such a mean word
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Now is all you have.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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you're doing it.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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