Semi Official Memebomb Archive

non serviam
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Five is a demon.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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fnord
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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supplementing my permanent record
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Fuck semantics!
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what is future
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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How am I not myself?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Your memebomb
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Negation is definition
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Politics is war by other means
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get off your knees!!!!!
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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levity sucks.
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The Beginning is Near.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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We saw her duck.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Make weirdness normal.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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getting even is odd.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Albino african
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Write this somewhere else.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Men always generalise
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Sense is made, not born.
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we need some new cliches
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