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Why are you too good to die?
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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belief is priceless
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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GET OVER IT
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FOREVER ALONE
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This sticker written on the internet.
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You can't buy fun like this
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You are what you hate.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Why don't you mind?!
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Resistance is fertile
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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I don't exist.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Open horse fucking
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Life is a hard life.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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DO NOT WANT.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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You are hearing voices
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Do Not Remove
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don't postpone joy
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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The more you know, the less you control.
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travelight
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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19februholidamned
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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