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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Yes i did .
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But we'll never survive!
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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all roads lead to qumran
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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repetition is the best way to learn
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Leap before you look
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Vanilla extract
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They are hunting dogs.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Save the banks lol
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I have found a truth.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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irony is too mainstream for me
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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our bored brains need information overload
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Less is a possibilty
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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this is only a test
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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We are here to grow our souls
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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You're on your own now
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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low expectations are good protection
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Don't forget to die
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get into the way!
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All you can eat, shrimp
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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