Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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What Would Paris Do?
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Life is price less.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Think outside which box?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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People are revolting
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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This is a mindjacking!
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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KNOW NOW
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Smile for the camera!
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Your memebomb
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Property is theft.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The chao goes mu.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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i know that i don't know.
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Percepi et esse.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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You're already in its belly.
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Fools seldom differ
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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do you think we are forever?
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Save us from salvation
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Life is not rhetorical.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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It's a trap!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Context does.
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Please cue at this point -->
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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