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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Critique Thyself
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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true freedom is frightful
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Have a good day, or die.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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There's no such thing as nothing
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feel better now
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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I saw what you did just now
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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You are not an individual.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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IMOK
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Each and single one
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Who told you to believe that?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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[Verification needed]
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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christinsanity
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Negation is definition
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Confront the system.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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