Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Collect to reject
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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the future is here now
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Why are you masturbating?
#3209 -325 = 2811 - 3136 - +
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Freedom Needs Work.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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challenge your habits
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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I'm in this for the money.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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The revolution will be the same
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In case of fire, burn.
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We are here to grow our souls
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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wait,
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Kwote Zero
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Make it so!
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Lucifer goes to church.
#2008 -263 = 3528 - 3791 - +
in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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We Universe Itself
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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this conversation isnt over
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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i know that i don't know.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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What is the first question?
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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I just love the way you hate
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We are the marginalized prophets
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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technology will make or break us
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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step one: build a better idiot
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Don't quote this
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Laibach and Bank of England
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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