Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Not all people are human.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Imagine the unimaginable
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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I think you came to late.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Impeach the constitution
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Laziness is a virtue.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Cums
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Happiness is not efficient
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Please clean up after your god.
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can-I-help-you's
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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getting even is odd.
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WARNING: And how!
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challenge your habits
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No direction is the right direction
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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nothing is something
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Fumble the bumble
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Think outside the book.
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I shit you not.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Will what you do
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Have you seen my stapler?
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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one love
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Albino african
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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There are no gold prisons
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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I'm on thought rations
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Chaos is what you make of it
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Smile for the camera!
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Repetition is a form of change.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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