Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Antisemitism is a gas
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Shit Floats.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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even she goes poo... even she
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
...
H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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I know your secret.
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Run. You're watching you.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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do you think we are forever?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Try Dying.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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you left the iron on.
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all that litters is old
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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moderation kills the spirit
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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d's nutz
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Are you living in the real world?
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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getting even is odd.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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DUCK !!
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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