Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Please cue at this point -->
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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you can be right and still be murdered
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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lmao wtf did u expect
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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brainsprain
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Legalize poverty
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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This bear's repeating.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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change is an inside job
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OUT OFN ORDER
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Think in terms of thought.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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wait,
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Kill your imagination.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Your dick sucks!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Please look away immediately.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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wait faster
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Love my label like myself
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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