Semi Official Memebomb Archive

God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Five is a demon.
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what i think i am
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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You'll never get this time back.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Space is a practiced place.
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bleed for the international power
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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sin is a means of social control
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Why not?
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Who are you? Why?
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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giant skeleton factory
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Stop imitating yourself.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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there is chaos in order
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Motherfucker who you playing
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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It's a trap!
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Levity Sucks!
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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People are revolting
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Don't believe everything you think.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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step one: build a better idiot
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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christinsanity
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the revolution will not realised
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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can this really be happening to me
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Resistance is fertile
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You can't be too serious.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Virginity can be cured.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Learn to Dis-earn
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I just love the way you hate
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Hail Stones!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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hail deep thought
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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war is a purification rite
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We'll make you happy
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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You Can Use Fire
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This statement is a lie.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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You are literate
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Reality is a work in progress.
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stasis is a dream state
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Jesus loves war!
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