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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Call in Sick
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Which way to America?
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keep your eyes open
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Stop history
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Think inside the box
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Science is a cult
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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You always love the ones you hurt
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Your brain is itchy
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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what did you lap up today?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Don't panic.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Kook cain
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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You are a product.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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fly's undone.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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All employees are forbidden.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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take nothing for granted
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all that litters is old
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Fight apathy or don't.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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STOP TALKING.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Popes needed
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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