Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Hail Stones!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Don't panic.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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I bet you stepped in it.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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[Citation Needed]
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Who watches the watchers?
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Resistance is fertile
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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How did you get here?
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Rejoin the human race.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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I just love the way you hate
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Laws make criminals.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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There is no mainstream.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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physical culture is second best
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Life is price less.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Are you still awake?
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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psychicdelic
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Don't think
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Are you living in the real world?
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Everything happens for no reason
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DO NOT BELIEF
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There ain't no justice
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Duck
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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