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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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You are a product.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Read less, live more.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Shit Floats.
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There is no conspiracy.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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psychicdelic
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Take the RED pill.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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the important thing is to cum...
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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The Truth Hertz.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Men always generalise
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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such is the war.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Question reality.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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You might regret it.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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you are now breathing automatically
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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it's a headless blunder
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Think inside the box
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Never mind that.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Please use other door.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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re-evolution!
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Keep quiet about this.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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