Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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what's stopping you?
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Average is such a mean word
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hungry? eat me.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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change your mind
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Please press any door to continue
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mad, not angry.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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such is the war.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Smoke fish.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Only Americans are real humans
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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They are hunting dogs.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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never fear goddess is here
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Free will is compulsory.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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The beginning of the end is T
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If its to be its up to me
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Operatives are standing by.
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all norms are social.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Call in Sick
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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I know what you did last summer...
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They know you're reading this.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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You grok?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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But I'm already repressed!
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