Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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lord of the memes...
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Hellen back
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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"I can't breed!"
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This poster is holding reality together.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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No one gets out alive.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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i think therefore i think i am
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Be a badass
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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happy happens
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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fly's undone.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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brobama
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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what? do you think?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Who told you to believe that?
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