Semi Official Memebomb Archive

xenophobes also fear you.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Please don't care about this sign.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Which way to America?
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Take the RED pill.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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The hidden factor may be you.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Collapse the state of mind
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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this is only a test
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Let us prey
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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meet us in orbit
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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I shit you not.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Have you been alive lately?
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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NANODICK
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deceive regularly
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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you read my fucking mind
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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