Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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