WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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