Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't hate crime.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Stop Palpitation!
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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you can be right and still be murdered
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Your memebomb
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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No one is stopping you
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Legalize poverty
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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To be free today means to participate.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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All men are created unequal.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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You are not your ego
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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You now have Asian Flu.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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god believes in you!
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after birth is before death
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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If its to be its up to me
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You should pay more attention.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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[citation needed]
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Virginity can be cured.
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I'm not dead.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Tune out the signal.
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Kill your imagination.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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