Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Darwin Hates You.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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The chao goes mu.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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The Government is watching God
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Think outside the book.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Life is not only for you.
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PANTS?
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You were alone before they left you
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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fly's undone.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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god cares for you more.
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you sure its safe?
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You are not an individual.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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ask yourself this
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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You are only happy by accident.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Let's be cruel!
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A free world needs no leaders
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Your smile or your life
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Bored people are boring people.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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the past is dead country
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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you can do more than you think.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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