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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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eris is my higher power
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get into the way!
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Terrorism.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Specialization is for insects
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Albino african
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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this is one sentence.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Please press any door to continue
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God is an excuse.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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I am high, bye
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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play freebird!
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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They think you're weird.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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using force to stop force is absurd
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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unleash infinity
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Try to outlive these words.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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nobody is in charge
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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please change beliefs
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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education is everywhere
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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This is the age of isis
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Mission accomplished.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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you left the iron on.
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Listen to the noise.
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check your assumptions
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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