Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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god believes in you!
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Rebel against this command.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Don't think
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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change your mind
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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delusions comfy enough?
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Who's life are you living?
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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No one has died for your sins
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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civilization is the denial of shit
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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History is written by the winners
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Perception is not reality
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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there's nothing except what you sense
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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I am no longer infected
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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non serviam
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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This poster is holding reality together.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Be excellent to each other
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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some hacks hoax
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Five is a demon.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Because and effect.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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