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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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ignorance is knowledge
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Don't quote this
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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It's never too late to start.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Make up your words.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Head Your mind!
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This message isn't for you
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SILENCE
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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FOREVER ALONE
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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I could only masquerade
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Deity... he's come for me
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Get 0%, win
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Make like nature: select all.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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That's just what I believe
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Shit Floats.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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I have found a truth.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Go places.
Do things
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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kill someone today
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Dick.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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being who you are is it's own reward
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