Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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HAIL TETRIS!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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You'll never get this time back.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Evolution IS Genocide
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Do you want a cookie?
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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You made me do it
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Two-faced book
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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I saw what you did just now
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Support your local ceiling.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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humanism is obsolete
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"Hauch"
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Subversive is the new black.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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It might be worth it.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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low expectations are good protection
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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I was young and I needed the money
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The trick is whatever happens next
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Use only as directed.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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you will not think and you will not care
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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That's what she said.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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nobody does anything anymore!
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