If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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