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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Terrorism.
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read banned books
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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not valid without receipt
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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world wide eyed
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There ain't no justice
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Please look away immediately.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Don't worry, be metal
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Fait accompli...
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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You don't need this ----->
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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MURDERBIRD
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Generally speaking, women are.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Impeach the constitution
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Make like nature: select all.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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