Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -156 = 4602 - 4758 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
#3990 -281 = 2903 - 3184 - +
PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
#2807 -392 = 2987 - 3379 - +
Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
#1436 -324 = 3142 - 3466 - +
Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -181 = 1957 - 2138 - +
Jesus made a good profit
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
#5503 -301 = 3164 - 3465 - +
How are you reading this?
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
#1681 -287 = 3258 - 3545 - +
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
#4655 -292 = 2810 - 3102 - +
stupid people shouldn't breed
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1929 = 6349 - 8278 - +
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
#1692 -319 = 3111 - 3430 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1961 = 6203 - 8164 - +
Talking donkeys my ass!
#3975 -332 = 3038 - 3370 - +
Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
#3620 -370 = 3213 - 3583 - +
[Verification needed]
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
#2283 -291 = 3111 - 3402 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
#6048 -456 = 3203 - 3659 - +
Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
#3607 -374 = 3757 - 4131 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
#941 -334 = 3509 - 3843 - +
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
#3164 -310 = 2942 - 3252 - +
It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Fools seldom differ
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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wacked lives shatter
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#2023 -302 = 3124 - 3426 - +
FUCK SPARTA!
#5036 -377 = 3247 - 3624 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2275 = 6188 - 8463 - +
the medium is the mode
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History is a religion
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
#2805 -514 = 2974 - 3488 - +
The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
#2705 -308 = 3000 - 3308 - +
Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
#4286 -357 = 3330 - 3687 - +
onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Knowing is hard.
#4199 -308 = 3647 - 3955 - +
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
#5948 -327 = 3198 - 3525 - +
recluses always get weak
#2391 -345 = 3013 - 3358 - +
Finishing is for quitters.
#1244 -361 = 3261 - 3622 - +
Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
#2018 -379 = 2878 - 3257 - +
teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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We have this area under surveillance
#3091 -434 = 3367 - 3801 - +
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -358 = 3808 - 4166 - +
Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
#5661 -355 = 3356 - 3711 - +
Five is a demon.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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remember to react
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
#1149 -342 = 3041 - 3383 - +
wait faster
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
#5483 -288 = 3371 - 3659 - +
fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Albino african
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You always love the ones you hurt
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the whether is changing
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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IGNore fnords
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
#5455 -305 = 3233 - 3538 - +
d's nutz
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
#1995 -295 = 3446 - 3741 - +
the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
#3287 -327 = 3171 - 3498 - +
if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Don't worry, be metal
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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fat people think they are fat.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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dependence can be a meal ticket
#1005 -319 = 2717 - 3036 - +
Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Motherfucker who you playing
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