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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Imprint your reality here.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Hail Stones!
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The door is the key.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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All myths are modern
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At the end you see it clear
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consider the inconsiderate.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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suk up and pop
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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there is chaos in order
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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solitude is enriching
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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MAKE IT STOP
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Coitus ergo sum.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Then why do you do it?
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Reality is only a theory
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an elite is inevitable
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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abort that defeatist
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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By the power of viagra
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Gamergate was here
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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This is a question?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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the future is here now
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