Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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apologies
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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I am no longer infected
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Paradox isn't.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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is this a stupid question?
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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You did it.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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138 dys ony sos
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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I love you.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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there is an error in this sentence.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Panic carefully
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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you smell like your mistress.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Roll again.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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In here we're all anemic.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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brobama
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Everybody knows.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Use no hooks.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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FOREVER ALONE
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Listen to the noise.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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