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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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what i think i am
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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black lies matter
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Do not believe language.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Kill your imagination.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Make it so!
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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That's what she said.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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If you can read this, I love you.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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the medium is the mode
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Fuck god
I love her
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fly's undone.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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God made me an atheist.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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expressing anger is necessary
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Scene and Herd.
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If you can this.... you can read
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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We'll make you happy
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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GET OVER IT
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this post scares me
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Seize the means of collapse.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Reality is only a theory
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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I can see you
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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