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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The media lies.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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If its to be its up to me
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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I just love the way you hate
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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security makes me nervous
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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realize that ignorance is bless
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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You'll never get this time back.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Failure takes practice
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Do Not Remove
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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You're already in its belly.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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check your assumptions
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Who told you to believe that?
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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what time is it on mars?
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Oh, no, not again.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Only bad music has any meaning
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You might regret it.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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The Earth Will Shake.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Love's as good as soma!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Taze a kitten!
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Preserve disorder
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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This sentence is a lie.
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out of nothing comes something
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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