Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Save the banks lol
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You're a great actor!
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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being who you are is it's own reward
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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You're still playing by their rules!
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Only bad music has any meaning
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My mess is a life
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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no absolutes!
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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I just love the way you hate
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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MINDCRAFT
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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In here we're all anemic.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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an elite is inevitable
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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life = murder
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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time passes through us.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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expressing anger is necessary
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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everything counts in large amounts
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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