Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Legalize poverty
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Security through Obesity
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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you're it, no backsies
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routine is a link with the past
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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We're behaving like insects
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Roots are for vegetables
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Write this somewhere else.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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You might regret it.
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History is written by the winners
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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I think you came to late.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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You too can be No. one!
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Prophets profit.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Why not?
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Everything you know... is just that.
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You did it.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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