Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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low expectations are good protection
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We see what you did there.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Buddha made me do it.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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beat violence!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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pretend you have free will
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ban censorship!
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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I just love the way you hate
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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You were alone before they left you
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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challenge your habits
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Suspend belief.
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Invent a problem
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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routine is a link with the past
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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alzheimer macht frei
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Defective for our future.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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what time is it on mars?
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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action causes more trouble than thought
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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love your enemy
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Just do it.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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You better know
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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mttv
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Be young - shut up!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Have that mole checked out
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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I like.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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You might regret it.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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We Universe Itself
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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its funny cause its true
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Roots are for vegetables
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