Semi Official Memebomb Archive

delusions comfy enough?
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The Sanity is IN.
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scratch'n'sniff
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The Earth Will Shake.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Metallica Still Sucks
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politics is used for personal gain
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
#1270 -342 = 3034 - 3376 - +
EAT BABIES
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You are a fire hazard
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Man's character is his fate.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Self improvement is masturbation
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We'll make you happy
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Can I askew a question?
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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the important thing is to cum...
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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nothing is something
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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morals are for little people
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Check Mate!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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What will you be forgotten as?
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Your memebomb
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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