Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you happy? If not, why?
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I like.
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ux = bb is watching you
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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moderation kills the spirit
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today is under construction
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Tune out the signal.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Home is where the disease is
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If its to be, its up to me
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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fallin' allin
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There is far less to everything than you think
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Question reality.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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psychicdelic
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is there someone standing behind me?
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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I know your secret.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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There is no help.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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this is a interdistraction
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Do not read this.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Albino african
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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fnord
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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You are Powerful!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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zombies like you
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19februholidamned
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Save us from salvation
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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We see what you did there.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Don't panic.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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down with lies?
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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