MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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