Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Only the insane prosper
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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the posthumous will judge.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Go directly to jail.
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No one is stopping you
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hate speech?
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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pink is ok, too
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Why not?
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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moderation kills the spirit
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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BELIEVING KILLS
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All you can eat, shrimp
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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challenge your habits
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Here's what I know,
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No one noticed.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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At the end you see it clear
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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[citation needed]
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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But I'm already repressed!
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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