Semi Official Memebomb Archive

whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Democracy is Watching you..
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fly's undone.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Pawn Takes king.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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even your family can betray you
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Use no hooks.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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You don't need this ----->
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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life is short..
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Chaste makes waste.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Take the RED pill.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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change is an inside job
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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138 dys ony sos
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Laziness is a virtue.
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kill someone today
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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