Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Failure takes practice
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Do you find this question offensive?
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Operatives are standing by.
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Great! Doesn't it
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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seizure salad
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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You are now breathing manually.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Make like nature: select all.
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all that litters is old
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fun is my function
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stay human
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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fat people think they are fat.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Do not read this.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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The only enemy is good
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I hate prejudiced people.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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No one has died for your sins
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Save the banks lol
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Republican patriot fakers
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Don't panic.
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bleed for the international power
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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If your not confused your wrong
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Have you been alive lately?
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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WARNING: And how!
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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