Semi Official Memebomb Archive

playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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the void does not exist
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These could go together, or be separate.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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"I can't breed!"
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You can't be too serious.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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please change beliefs
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Preserve disorder
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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If you want it, do it.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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I am my own god now
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Who told you to believe that?
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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recluses always get weak
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Levity Sucks!
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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slack lives matter
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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MURDERBIRD
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Grayface is a Pope too
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How did you get here?
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https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Apocalypse!
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big brother is not watching me
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Try reading this page out loud.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Dick.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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