Semi Official Memebomb Archive

reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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I love you.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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I'm in this for the money.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Your cats are my target audience
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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fuck you
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Security through Obesity
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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pretend you have free will
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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just say know
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Do what you want to say
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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In case of fire, burn.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Make weirdness normal.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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decency is a relative thing
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Beware of false profits
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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I am my own god now
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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しょがない。
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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this conversation isnt over
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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wait,
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Have you been alive lately?
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Lead Ashtray
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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This statement is a lie.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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meet us in orbit
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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mttv
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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free water! Take one!
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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