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And thus, sense was made.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Apocalypse!
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Be young - shut up!
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Kill time before it kills you!
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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All generalisations are false
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Step on a crack
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Protection when you least expect it
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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mttv
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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don't postpone joy
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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hungry? eat me.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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you must have one grand passion
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Just give up and go crazy.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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know it's naught!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Kilmalosa323
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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In here we're all anemic.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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I would die for my own life.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Property is theft.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Chaos is what you make of it
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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pain can be a very positive thing
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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ICDUC2?
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