Semi Official Memebomb Archive

As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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ignorance is knowledge
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Failure takes practice
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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eris is my higher power
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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KNOW SHIT!
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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slack lives matter
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Grate with purpose
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DO NOT BELIEF
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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minimalism is about the details
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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What is the first question?
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Quit the shit
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Rebel against this command.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Violence never settles anything.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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fear your friends
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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I really like writing on walls
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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