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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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There ain't no justice
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Smile for the camera!
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Stop being used.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Terrorism.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Here's what I know,
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Good luck on your exam.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Are you still awake?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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SAUL MUSIC
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Buddha made me do it.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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somebody stop me. please.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Who watches the watchers?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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anarchonistic
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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There is no more revolution;
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Reading is not understanding.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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abort that defeatist
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Do not read this message.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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