Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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There is where you say something stupid.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Reinvent retardation.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Who's life are you living?
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Beware of false profits
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This is where I get off...
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Think in terms of thought.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Love's as good as soma!
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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FUCK SPARTA!
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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It's later than you think.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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humor is a release
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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How do you get all those coins?
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starvation is nature's way
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Tick tick tick
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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The following statement is not true:
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Love my label like myself
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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escape from libtardia.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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choice != control
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Men always generalise
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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You know what I always say...
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Have you seen my stapler?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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the past is dead country
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God bless the kufar
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