Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Please feel free."
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Suspend belief.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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You did it.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Resistance is fertile
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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If you want it, do it.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Knowing is hard.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Free? Prove it!
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Are you interesting?
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Each and single one
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Finishing is for quitters.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Republican patriot fakers
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Which way to America?
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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pink is ok, too
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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mttv
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Smoke fish.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You're standing in it now.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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fly's undone.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Hellen back
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Darwin Hates You.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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All you can eat, shrimp
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I know what you did last summer...
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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