Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -435 = 3704 - 4139 - +
Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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listen to the silence
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Reading is not understanding.
#3787 -364 = 2981 - 3345 - +
don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
#4550 -353 = 2679 - 3032 - +
Freedom Needs Work.
#1293 -375 = 2433 - 2808 - +
Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
#719 -290 = 2813 - 3103 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
#2236 -280 = 2634 - 2914 - +
if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
#3623 -393 = 3193 - 3586 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
#5585 -346 = 2566 - 2912 - +
Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
#1435 -369 = 2773 - 3142 - +
the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
#2813 -505 = 3287 - 3792 - +
you can do more than you think.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
#2788 -265 = 3548 - 3813 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
#2641 -395 = 2804 - 3199 - +
Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
#5413 -319 = 2729 - 3048 - +
you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You are what you hate.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Was it worth it?
#3063 -439 = 3152 - 3591 - +
You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
#3252 -341 = 3082 - 3423 - +
No one has died for your sins
#2146 -299 = 3488 - 3787 - +
routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -323 = 2729 - 3052 - +
Maximum capacity eight persons.
#2034 -494 = 3080 - 3574 - +
being who you are is it's own reward
#819 -348 = 2754 - 3102 - +
Someone is having a serious day.
#3540 -371 = 3363 - 3734 - +
My love... i will find you where ever you are...
#4743 -319 = 2792 - 3111 - +
it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
#1862 -460 = 3072 - 3532 - +
I hate prejudiced people.
#1516 -298 = 3087 - 3385 - +
being judgmental is a sign of life
#813 -253 = 4293 - 4546 - +
Have a good day, or die.
#4367 -399 = 3091 - 3490 - +
They know you're reading this.
#2881 -293 = 3274 - 3567 - +
nobody is in charge
#2165 -399 = 2812 - 3211 - +
stasis is a dream state
#2548 -297 = 3005 - 3302 - +
23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
#5930 -350 = 2796 - 3146 - +
fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
#1220 -364 = 3003 - 3367 - +
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
#1722 -289 = 3094 - 3383 - +
we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
#6006 -325 = 3080 - 3405 - +
People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
#6110 -307 = 3267 - 3574 - +
It’s only class war when we fight back.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -434 = 3181 - 3615 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -348 = 3026 - 3374 - +
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
#636 -313 = 3225 - 3538 - +
What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
#2703 -289 = 3980 - 4269 - +
We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Tear off all your labels.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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automation is deadly
#782 -327 = 2839 - 3166 - +
you will not think and you will not care
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
#1401 -269 = 2793 - 3062 - +
Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Prophets profit.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
#3908 -306 = 2950 - 3256 - +
sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
#2860 -348 = 2770 - 3118 - +
Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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eris is my higher power
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