Semi Official Memebomb Archive

scratch'n'sniff
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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I want your money back.
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Welcome home
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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god believes in you!
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Try to outlive these words.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Are you still awake?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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after birth is before death
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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morals are for little people
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I puked here
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Down is the new up!
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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You are the opposition!
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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I love you.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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somebody stop me. please.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Free? Prove it!
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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get fired. taste delicious.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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its funny cause its true
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Save us from salvation
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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mttv
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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