The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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