You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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