Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Who's life are you living?
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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deceive regularly
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Success: Just say NO.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Everybody knows.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Appreciate Chaos
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Be young - shut up!
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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And I thought I was original!
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supplementing my permanent record
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Maybe you're a product too
#5083 -332 = 2980 - 3312 - +
Reality lacks discretionary power
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I am GOD here!
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Your smile or your life
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Panic carefully
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Free
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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you read my fucking mind
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You can't be too serious.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Why didn't you?
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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the future is here now
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Read out loud.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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love your enemy
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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