Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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ICDUC2?
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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It's always today.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Why are you masturbating?
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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I would die for my own life.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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ban censorship!
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What if you're the one?
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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eris is my higher power
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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You did it.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Invent a problem
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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really
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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I love you.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Five is a demon.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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