Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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