Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Failure takes practice
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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i just changed the world
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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wait faster
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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everyone's work is equally important
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Pawn Takes king.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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DUCK !!
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Men always generalise
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psychicdelic
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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The dead define culture
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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The Game
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Your dick sucks!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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It can't rain all the time
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Deity... he's come for me
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Buddha made me do it.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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