Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Open horse fucking
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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You are the voice in your head.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Motherfucker who you playing
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Reading is not understanding.
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abort that defeatist
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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You are hearing voices
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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People are Human.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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BeLIEve
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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today is under construction
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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seize the means of imagination
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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keep the lasagna flying
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all information is misinformation
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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power lies everywhere
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Write this somewhere else.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Be as if.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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supplementing my permanent record
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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challenge your habits
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Prophets profit.
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Only rats stay bought
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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