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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Levity Sucks!
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Smile for the camera!
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Use only as directed.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Fools seldom differ
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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realize that ignorance is bless
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Be a badass
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You Can Use Fire
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Think while it's still illegal
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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i dont really know anything.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Normality = boring-reality
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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These words mean nothing.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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i never always win.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Soil isn't a document
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"Time's up... or left?"
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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I don't believe you.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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world wide eyed
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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I hear music!
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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The Beginning is Nigh
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