Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you smell like your mistress.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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They are hunting dogs.
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someone should do something about that
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Jesus made a good profit
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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inheritance must be abolished
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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I'm on thought rations
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Don't worry, be metal
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Seriousness is death
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ignorance is hell.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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We saw her duck.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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belief is priceless
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Try to outlive these words.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Every one can read your mind.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Prop Up The System!
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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"I can't breed!"
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Has to happen to somebody.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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fun or doom
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Write this somewhere else.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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problem solver or problem maker
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Can I askew a question?
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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christinsanity
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Yes i did .
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This is an advertisement
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