Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Hauch"
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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unleash infinity
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Call in Sick
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[Citation Needed]
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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You don't exist.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Check Mate!
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RAGE IS PEACE
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Reality is only a theory
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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There are no gold prisons
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These monsters are people
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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STOP TALKING.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Fuck god
I love her
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bleed for the international power
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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repetition is the best way to learn
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Oh, no, not again.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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eeeee, be mite
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If its to be its up to me
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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TITS
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19februholidamned
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I think you came to late.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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i can't do that yet.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Abel had no descendants.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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power lies everywhere
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Support your local ceiling.
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today is under construction
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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raw backwards is war
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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You are now thinking manually.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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