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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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labels are not all inclusive
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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ignorance is hell.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Do not believe language.
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Every one can read your mind.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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don't postpone joy
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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starvation is nature's way
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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A naked mind is sexy.
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The police are your friends.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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This bear's repeating.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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The Truth Is No.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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This is where I get off...
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Support your local ceiling.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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I shit you not.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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I have found a truth.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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read banned books
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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How necessary are you?
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Bored people are boring people.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Think outside which box?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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No one noticed.
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Everybody knows.
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God is an excuse.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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DIY
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Do what you want to say
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Confusion is paradise
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