Semi Official Memebomb Archive

chaos is just unseen patterns
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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you sure its safe?
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Never mind that.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Can I askew a question?
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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rattlesnakes are epic
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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If not now, then when?
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The more you know, the less you control.
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do you think we are forever?
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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This side up.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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get thee behind me greyface
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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illness is a state of mind
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Think about what you are thinking
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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I love my tribe.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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You are Powerful!
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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We should all quit whinging.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Who is the shepherd?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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hope is self-replicating
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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People are Human.
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There is no Truth here.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Never trust what you read.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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are you wearing that?
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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MURDERBIRD
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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This is my steakhouse.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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supplementing my permanent record
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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