Semi Official Memebomb Archive

can-I-help-you's
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Everything you know is wrong!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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NO YOU!
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Roll again.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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The Government is watching God
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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A king's castle is his home.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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I like this one. It's dense.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Be a badass
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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the ripple is not the water.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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BeLIEve
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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change is an inside job
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Give me liberty or, else.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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We see what you did there.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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This town needs an enema.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Fumble the bumble
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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god cares for you more.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Who watches the watchers?
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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The Beginning is Nigh
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Infect Yourself.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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My armor is contempt
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Invent a problem
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Do you think that went well?
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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me me na me meme name
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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You made me do it
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