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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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somebody stop me. please.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Moderation is for monks.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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kill someone today
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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SILENCE
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travelight
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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i is imaginary.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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I see what you did there.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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you're doing it.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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BeLIEve
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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This sentence is a lie.
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ux = bb is watching you
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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These monsters are people
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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It's a trap!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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This sign is not for you.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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wait!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Leadership means taxes
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Quit the shit
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can-I-help-you's
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Confront the system.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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