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minimalism is about the details
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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The media lies.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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This is a Meme.
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Duck
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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This sign is not for you.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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All we have is words
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i dont really know anything.
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MINDCRAFT
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Who is the shepherd?
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You are Powerful!
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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How's that working out for you?
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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DUCK !!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Life is not only for you.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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You are now breathing manually.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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I'm not dead.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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I really like writing on walls
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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The chao goes mu.
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Hail Stones!
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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love your enemy
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fat people think they are fat.
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