Semi Official Memebomb Archive

every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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You are now breathing manually.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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fly's undone.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Smoke fish.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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This sticker written on the internet.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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I am my own god now
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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morals are for little people
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Confront the system.
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Rebel against this command.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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belief is priceless
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Superstition is bad luck.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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jesus was a roman mole
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You are not your self-image.
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Five is a demon.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Who watches the watchers?
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Now is all you have.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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what did you lap up today?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Each and single one
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Average is such a mean word
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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