Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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We are watching you
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Free? Prove it!
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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[Verification needed]
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hate love - love hate
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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If not now, then when?
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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What is the first question?
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Duck
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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I know your secret.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Panic carefully
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RAGE IS PEACE
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Not a Restroom
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Check Mate!
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Lead Ashtray
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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big brother is not watching me
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Always be extremely moderate.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I invented plagiarism.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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The revolution will be the same
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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xenophobes also fear you.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Question...everything?
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Soil isn't a document
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Kwote Zero
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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History is written by the winners
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Robots bleed red
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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