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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Free
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Ban Censorship!
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Very vinnie voorhees
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action causes more trouble than thought
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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But I'm already repressed!
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Government Complaints Box
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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That makes sense
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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the city is upstairs
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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even she goes poo... even she
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Fumble the bumble
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Knowing is hard.
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I am no longer infected
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Plan early, plan twice
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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There's no such thing as a free world
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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You Can Use Fire
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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This is where I get off...
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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all information is misinformation
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