Semi Official Memebomb Archive

eeeee, be mite
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Your brain is itchy
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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You are hearing voices
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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The Truth Is No.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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You are Powerful!
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Kook cain
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Be less prepared.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Suicide is against the law!
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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These monsters are people
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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offer very little information about yourself
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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feel better now
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Seriousness is death
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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This is 'not cricket'.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Question...everything?
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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NANODICK
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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You are a fire hazard
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Freedom is a party
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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I just love the way you hate
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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choice != control
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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