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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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security makes me nervous
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Go places.
Do things
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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This is not simply entertainment.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Only Americans are real humans
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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They know you're reading this.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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what did you lap up today?
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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The toof will set you fwee.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Government Complaints Box
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inheritance must be abolished
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Violence never settles anything.
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play freebird!
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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You might regret it.
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god believes in you!
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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I'm not dead yet!
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Be less prepared.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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SAUL MUSIC
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Stop Palpitation!
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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If you do it, want it.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Only the insane prosper
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Just give up and go crazy.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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History is written by the winners
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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For a good time call Eris
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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