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Browsers for Genocide
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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remember to react
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Break a pattern today.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Who watches the watchers?
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Please look away immediately.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Tick tick tick
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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really
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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such is the war.
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WARNING: And how!
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My god is bigger.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Marx invented capitalism.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Go places.
Do things
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Free will is compulsory.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Save us from salvation
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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OUT OFN ORDER
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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This is now part of your day.
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raw backwards is war
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lmao wtf did u expect
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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This is not here
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d's nutz
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Love scares empty hearts
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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don't forget what you already know
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Vegetables are murder.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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