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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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BROFIST
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Love's as good as soma!
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Cadres decide everything.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Newfags can't triforce
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Politics is war by other means
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poonerism
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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It's never too late to start.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Here's what I know,
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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To be happy is a new notion
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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exciting controversy
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Two-faced book
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Perception is not reality
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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How are you reading this?
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Find your passion for apathy
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Be less prepared.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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this conversation is over
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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This is where I get off...
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Hallucination is no private matter
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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