Semi Official Memebomb Archive

lol, marginalized prophets.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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physical culture is second best
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Smoke fish.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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KNOW NOW
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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deceive regularly
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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there is chaos in order
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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But we'll never survive!
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True love is overrated
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Never mind that.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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In the end. there's a period.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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automation is deadly
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Percepi et esse.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Save us from salvation
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We are here to grow our souls
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Open horse fucking
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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humor is a release
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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You did it.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Bored people are boring people.
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fly's undone.
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you LIVE in that head?
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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hope is self-replicating
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i redundant already.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Elite Populist
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Plan early, plan twice
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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only the robots are on time anymore
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I bet you stepped in it.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Feel great with purpose
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[insert witty meme here]
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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