Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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