Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Sense is made, not born.
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Popes needed
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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If its to be its up to me
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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The police are your friends.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Truth is plural and contingent
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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TREY CRAY
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Reinvent retardation.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Personally, I blame society
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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No one noticed.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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I'm in this for the money.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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"Please feel free."
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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To be happy is a new notion
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suk up and pop
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Cadres decide everything.
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You are now thinking manually.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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This is a question?
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Who told you to believe that?
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Be a badass
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Recycle your pets
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Life is price less.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Make weirdness normal.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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decadence can be an end in itself
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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My father was a good woman.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Violators will be fisted.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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is this a stupid question?
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