i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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