Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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This is the distraction.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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You are not your ego
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pink is ok, too
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Each and single one
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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just believing something can make it happen
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Men always generalise
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Here's what I know,
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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When was the first time you felt great?
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Please use other door.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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I really like writing on walls
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Think outside the book.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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'slanguage
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