Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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PANTFARTICA
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Love scares empty hearts
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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I have found a truth.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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This side up.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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feel better now
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Break a pattern today.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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IH8UFUHQ2
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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power lies everywhere
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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iPods are made of people!
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Sense is made, not born.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Only the insane prosper
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Make it so!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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