Semi Official Memebomb Archive

getting even is odd.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Common sense is neither.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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God made me an atheist.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Futility is futile.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Collect to reject
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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If its to be its up to me
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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one love
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Things you own end up owning you
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Reality is only a theory
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Levity Sucks!
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Please use other door.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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timidity is laughable
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Context does.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Try Dying.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Normal is a curve.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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"Please do not use other door."
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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