Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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"Please do not use other door."
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Levity Sucks!
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Free will is compulsory.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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This is not a meme.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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We are here to grow our souls
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Ye of many faiths
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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anarchonistic
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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minimalism is about the details
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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words tend to be inadequate
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Break a pattern today.
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Hellen back
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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"etwas" means something in german.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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just believing something can make it happen
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Think outside which box?
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realize that ignorance is bless
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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SAUL MUSIC
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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This is Not an Exist.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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this conversation isnt over
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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