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Do Not Remove
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Suffering is Optional...
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Levity Sucks!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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I am no longer infected
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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to be is not to be
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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practice random acts
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Have that mole checked out
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humanism is obsolete
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Cums
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Can you hear me now?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Today is the day.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Each and single one
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Control is not control
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Caution: dry paint.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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know it's naught!
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And a cat in every bag.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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