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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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there is an error in this sentence.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Not all people are human.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You did it.
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Average is such a mean word
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Read this like you would a good book.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Are you a character or a being?
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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moderation kills the spirit
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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True love is overrated
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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alzheimer macht frei
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Tear off all your labels.
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eeeee, be mite
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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They're catching up to you!
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Congregation, please be seated
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It's good to be the King.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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exciting controversy
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Be excellent to each other
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The Machine is Us.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Because it's there.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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mad, not angry.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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What you change, changes you.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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This is inappropriate
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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