Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are now thinking manually.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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laws make legislatures
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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brobama
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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August Victoria hospital
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Your cats are my target audience
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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i dont really know anything.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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It's always today.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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i is imaginary.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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feel better now
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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This is where I get off...
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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hugo phurst
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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