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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Elite Populist
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Fuck god
I love her
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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what was i just thinking about?
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This statement is a lie.
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you're it, no backsies
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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This message is not for you.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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You are the voice in your head.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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just believing something can make it happen
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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If not now, then when?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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wait faster
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Objectivity is subjective
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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You did it.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Hellen back
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Confusion is paradise
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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annoy the boring
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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you must disagree with authority figures
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Never trust what you read.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Violators will be fisted.
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obamasyomama
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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