Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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No pain, no pain.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Fuck god
I love her
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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its funny cause its true
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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I think the terrorists just won.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Aristotle was a dick.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Security without freedom is prison.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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i believe the earth is fat!
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Make up your words.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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don't forget what you already know
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Measure once, cut twice
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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I will never lie to you.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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SCORPION PIE
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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d's nutz
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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These monsters are people
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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You are a fire hazard
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Be as if.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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