Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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You might regret it.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Be eaten by babies
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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suk up and pop
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the voice of god is just a construct
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i'm just as god remade me
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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take nothing for granted
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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No forbidding allowed.
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Albino african
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Try reading this page out loud.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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jesus hippie
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Don't fart then inhale it
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Specialization is for insects
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Do you want a cookie?
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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PROLIFUCK
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I love you.
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This bear's repeating.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Don't quote this
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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You know what I always say...
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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getting even is odd.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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These monsters are people
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Make like nature: select all.
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god cares for you more.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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