The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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