Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Should we start over?
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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People are blinky
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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humanism is obsolete
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Belief is the Enemy.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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the city is upstairs
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Why not?
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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They think you're weird.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Every one can read your mind.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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noise can be hostile
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Go directly to jail.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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supplementing my permanent record
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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fututio, non verba.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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mttv
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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BeLIEve
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Republican patriot fakers
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Democracy is Watching you..
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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all roads lead to qumran
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Existence is futile
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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You made me do it
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Your cats are my target audience
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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