Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what's stopping you?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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"Please feel free."
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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You too can be No. one!
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MAKE IT STOP
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Paradox isn't.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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remember to react
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Go directly to jail.
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Wit happens.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Terror is what you make of it.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Hail Stones!
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What will you be forgotten as?
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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what? do you think?
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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GET OVER IT
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This is not a meme.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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What are you doing?!
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Feel great on purpose.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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You can't be late until you show up.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Moderation is for monks.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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big brother is not watching me
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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