Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Have a nice day. Or else
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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You were alone before they left you
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You grok?
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...and then there is this faggot...
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Be young - shut up!
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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There is no conspiracy.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Fuck semantics!
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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I don't have time for the truth.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Tick tick tick
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You'll never get this time back.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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true freedom is frightful
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Leadership means taxes
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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i'm just as god remade me
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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angst is lame
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Reality is only a theory
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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We see what you did there.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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are you wearing that?
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look above the wind.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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This is the end
of the
end
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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You are now thinking manually.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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self-awareness can be crippling
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get thee behind me greyface
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timidity is laughable
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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