Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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But I'm already repressed!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Finishing is for quitters.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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I see what you did there.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Today is the day.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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I am no longer infected
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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I am high, bye
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Down is the new up!
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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The chao goes mu.
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Everybody knows.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Truth is plural and contingent
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Jesus loves war!
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Plan early, plan twice
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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you can even marry harry
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Undermine society, everybody!
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Percepi et esse.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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The Game
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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