Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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The End is Rear!
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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yeah, i know.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Abel had no descendants.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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today is under construction
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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minimalism is about the details
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Read less, live more.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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