Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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PROLIFUCK
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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They're catching up to you!
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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I like.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Jesus is 6.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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iPods are made of people!
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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People are revolting
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Do not believe language.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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We'll make you happy
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Security through Obesity
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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after birth is before death
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what was i just thinking about?
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Be a badass
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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water is just boneless ice
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Invent a problem
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Life is a hard life.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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meet us in orbit
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No good plan goes unpunished
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Think inside the box
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Rebel against this command.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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get thee behind me greyface
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