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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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[Verification needed]
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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fear of a blank page.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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There ain't no justice
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Suspend belief.
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Hellen back
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Stop being used.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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It can't rain all the time
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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By the power of viagra
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Guns Protect Killers.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Don't believe everything you think.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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fuck you
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Should we start over?
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The free market never cured malaria.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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is this a stupid question?
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Don't think
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Don't worry, be metal
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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You can't buy fun like this
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Write this somewhere else.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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PROLIFUCK
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consider the inconsiderate.
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bleed for the international power
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it's a headless blunder
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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You might regret it.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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