Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Shit Floats.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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FUCK SPARTA!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
#6103 -241 = 3680 - 3921 - +
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Everybody knows.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Happiness is not efficient
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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fly's undone.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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You are literate
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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problem solver or problem maker
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It only gets weirder from here!
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This is a thought free zone.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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This sentence is a lie.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Legalize poverty
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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It's later than you think.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Avert thy gaze!
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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KNOW NOW
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Chaste makes waste.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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DIY
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Everybody knows.
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Oh, no, not again.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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adjust your tie.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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This is not a meme.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Apocalypse!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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the revolution will not realised
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Don't panic.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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