Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Knowing is hard.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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is there someone standing behind me?
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IN MY PANTS!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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such is the war.
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But we'll never survive!
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what? do you think?
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Evolution IS Genocide
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Pretend to be real.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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this is only a test
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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I don't believe you.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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I know you, and I know your game...
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Find your passion for apathy
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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just say know
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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nothing is something
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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This is an advertisement
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Everybody knows.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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God bless the kufar
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you left the iron on.
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can this really be happening to me
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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No one noticed.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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big brother is not watching me
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challenge your habits
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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