Define "metal".

[EK WAFFLR]

I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

Being from Norway, I'm somewhat of an expert on metal. And anything softer than norwegian death metal isn't metal at all.

Oh, and I'm a dj too, usually I play techno, but this one time I played rock at Turbonegro's 10 or 20th year anniversary.

Because all Norwegians have doctorates in metalogy. Yeah.

No.

Of course they do. This is the most metal thing in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Morten Harket invited me in for a coffee once. He's not very metal.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

Being from Norway, I'm somewhat of an expert on metal. And anything softer than norwegian death metal isn't metal at all.

Oh, and I'm a dj too, usually I play techno, but this one time I played rock at Turbonegro's 10 or 20th year anniversary.

Because all Norwegians have doctorates in metalogy. Yeah.

No.

Of course they do. This is the most metal thing in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Morten Harket invited me in for a coffee once. He's not very metal.

To his house while you were walking down his street? 

Actually that would be kinda funny.

Him: "Hey you are the guy Waffle Iron! I have coffee, you look cold!"
You: "I'll drink your coffee. I like it like my Metal. Cold and black and bitter."
Him: "That's... unusual"
You: "Are you Metal?"
Him: "Not very."
You: "It shows, cartoon boy."

[EK WAFFLR]

He lives a ten  minute walk from me mum.  I was walking the family dog, who got loose and started wreaking havoc in Harket's yard. He stood on his porch laughing while I ran after that damn dog, and offered me coffee when I caught dog.

I like your version better.

[Phox]

He lives a ren minste walk from me mum.  I was walking the family dog, who got loose and started wreaking havoc in Harket's yard. He stood on his porch laughing while I ran after that damn dog, and offered me coffee when I caught dog.

I like your version better.

Because Twid's version is the only possible scenario. You made the other part up. To sound less metal. You humble, metal, bastard, you. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

He lives a ren minste walk from me mum.  I was walking the family dog, who got loose and started wreaking havoc in Harket's yard. He stood on his porch laughing while I ran after that damn dog, and offered me coffee when I caught dog.

I like your version better.

Because Twid's version is the only possible scenario. You made the other part up. To sound less metal. You humble, metal, bastard, you. 

I know how shit ACTUALLY works in Norway. Waffle Iron's just trying to keep all the fun to himself.

[EK WAFFLR]

Imagine what the media doesn't want you to know about us. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Imagine what the media doesn't want you to know about us. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

Being from Norway, I'm somewhat of an expert on metal. And anything softer than norwegian death metal isn't metal at all.

Oh, and I'm a dj too, usually I play techno, but this one time I played rock at Turbonegro's 10 or 20th year anniversary.

Because all Norwegians have doctorates in metalogy. Yeah.

No.

Of course they do. This is the most metal thing in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Morten Harket invited me in for a coffee once. He's not very metal.

How is it that you know EVERYONE?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

Being from Norway, I'm somewhat of an expert on metal. And anything softer than norwegian death metal isn't metal at all.

Oh, and I'm a dj too, usually I play techno, but this one time I played rock at Turbonegro's 10 or 20th year anniversary.

Because all Norwegians have doctorates in metalogy. Yeah.

No.

Of course they do. This is the most metal thing in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Morten Harket invited me in for a coffee once. He's not very metal.

How is it that you know EVERYONE?

Borg Collective

[EK WAFFLR]

I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

Being from Norway, I'm somewhat of an expert on metal. And anything softer than norwegian death metal isn't metal at all.

Oh, and I'm a dj too, usually I play techno, but this one time I played rock at Turbonegro's 10 or 20th year anniversary.

Because all Norwegians have doctorates in metalogy. Yeah.

No.

Of course they do. This is the most metal thing in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Morten Harket invited me in for a coffee once. He's not very metal.

How is it that you know EVERYONE?

I don't know Morten Harket. I've met him twice. But Norway's a small country, the music/ art world even more so. In those circles you run into everyone from time to time.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

Being from Norway, I'm somewhat of an expert on metal. And anything softer than norwegian death metal isn't metal at all.

Oh, and I'm a dj too, usually I play techno, but this one time I played rock at Turbonegro's 10 or 20th year anniversary.

Because all Norwegians have doctorates in metalogy. Yeah.

No.

Of course they do. This is the most metal thing in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Morten Harket invited me in for a coffee once. He's not very metal.

How is it that you know EVERYONE?

I don't know Morten Harket. I've met him twice. But Norway's a small country, the music/ art world even more so. In those circles you run into everyone from time to time.

Did he call you That Dog Guy the second time?

[EK WAFFLR]

Nah. Met him at the grocery store. Just a 'hi how's it going'

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Nah. Met him at the grocery store. Just a 'hi how's it going'

That's pretty cool

[EK WAFFLR]

Just to put some perspective on the smallness of Norway; Prime Minister Stoltenberg's brother is my dentist.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just to put some perspective on the smallness of Norway; Prime Minister Stoltenberg's brother is my dentist.

That must get interesting for him-

"Your brother's a jackass!"
"Well, you don't floss enough. Spit."