Point in time at which only a handful of Discordians will be left

[President Television]

Declare everyone on the planet a Discordian. When everyone is Discordian, no one will be.

[LMNO]

Doesn't work that way.  Proof:  Everyone on the planet is an asshole.  But when I look around, everyone on the planet is still an asshole.

[Tinfoilment]

 

OntheSubjectofDiscordianSainthoòdofGeorgeWFormerPresidentBush

he'saFundamentalistChristian.  He'salsofunǹyandapainterwhopaintsblotchyportraitsofblotchypeople.

Order
PartyForTheWarOnEvil

he'snotweirdenoughtobeaDiscordianSaint
butheisafunǹypainter

AncientErisofWar, hisadministrationisresponsibleforCrusades
warinAfghanistanandIraq, spreadingtoSyria, Lybia, Yemen. 
Im`migration wavestoEuropecausedbythesewars
Europerenazifyingasalongŧermconsequenceofhisadministration'sFundamentalistChristianactions.

[Tinfoilment]

យថកោ០ោតិថោតិតរេ៦ឹ៣៤៥០៦ឥ៨ៀ៩ោ្ង៩ឥដឲេឪេ់យ០ហឥៀ 

[Tinfoilment]

have a boring salad:

Build-a-Better Bitten Burger Foundation, by Butthead "Iceberg" Bildeburger, a Burgur of Bergen