Semi Official Memebomb Archive

lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
#6157 -17 = 26 - 43 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -17 = 23 - 40 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -17 = 23 - 40 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -17 = 17 - 34 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -18 = 31 - 49 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -18 = 36 - 54 - +
dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
#6139 -18 = 34 - 52 - +
i can't do that yet.
#6152 -18 = 29 - 47 - +
MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
#6160 -18 = 21 - 39 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -19 = 34 - 53 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -19 = 34 - 53 - +
JUST THINKING
#6133 -19 = 35 - 54 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -19 = 32 - 51 - +
wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
#6137 -19 = 32 - 51 - +
NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
#6142 -19 = 36 - 55 - +
fear of a blank page.
#6143 -19 = 31 - 50 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -19 = 29 - 48 - +
me me na me meme name
#6167 -19 = 24 - 43 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -20 = 37 - 57 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -20 = 30 - 50 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
#6141 -20 = 30 - 50 - +
look above the wind.
#6153 -20 = 33 - 53 - +
hungry? eat me.
#6149 -20 = 33 - 53 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -20 = 30 - 50 - +
REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
#6165 -20 = 22 - 42 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -21 = 61 - 82 - +
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -21 = 36 - 57 - +
No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
#6176 -21 = 24 - 45 - +
i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
#6123 -22 = 35 - 57 - +
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
#6121 -22 = 46 - 68 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -22 = 33 - 55 - +
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
#6136 -22 = 28 - 50 - +
yOU NEVER KNOW
#6138 -22 = 28 - 50 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -22 = 22 - 44 - +
ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -23 = 33 - 56 - +
christinsanity
#6112 -24 = 50 - 74 - +
INFILTRATE YOURSELF
#6126 -24 = 28 - 52 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -25 = 45 - 70 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -25 = 41 - 66 - +
THE WASTED WANT NOT.
#6118 -26 = 44 - 70 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -26 = 41 - 67 - +
INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6096 -27 = 53 - 80 - +
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -28 = 56 - 84 - +
POOPEEPIE
#6111 -29 = 41 - 70 - +
you mean that shit was real??!!!
#6105 -30 = 49 - 79 - +
mttv
#6107 -30 = 42 - 72 - +
JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
#6109 -30 = 40 - 70 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -30 = 43 - 73 - +
I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
#6094 -31 = 56 - 87 - +
JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
#6117 -31 = 37 - 68 - +
ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
#6120 -31 = 36 - 67 - +
A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -32 = 45 - 77 - +
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
#6106 -32 = 46 - 78 - +
sometimes, i backslide into religion.
#6104 -33 = 48 - 81 - +
HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
#6115 -33 = 44 - 77 - +
A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
#6110 -34 = 42 - 76 - +
ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
#6119 -34 = 40 - 74 - +
JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
#6098 -36 = 44 - 80 - +
TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -36 = 43 - 79 - +
CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
#6093 -37 = 49 - 86 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
#6100 -37 = 49 - 86 - +
IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
#6103 -37 = 44 - 81 - +
Anal sex fucks your shit up.
#6089 -38 = 44 - 82 - +
Say something once, why say it again again?
#6101 -38 = 45 - 83 - +
CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
#6097 -39 = 43 - 82 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -42 = 39 - 81 - +
THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
#6090 -43 = 39 - 82 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
#6091 -44 = 38 - 82 - +
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 -54 = 2725 - 2779 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -61 = 43 - 104 - +
If you can see this, make sure they can't.
#6088 -63 = 45 - 108 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 -64 = 2621 - 2685 - +
sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
#6086 -75 = 46 - 121 - +
Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
#6085 -76 = 78 - 154 - +
Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
#6081 -82 = 90 - 172 - +
greyface loves keeping records of people
#6082 -86 = 81 - 167 - +
snub backwards is buns
#6083 -89 = 85 - 174 - +
hail deep thought
#6080 -92 = 90 - 182 - +
Bloodguilt Fnord tough
#6079 -93 = 90 - 183 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 -95 = 2688 - 2783 - +
We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
#3996 -97 = 1772 - 1869 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -97 = 113 - 210 - +
raw backwards is war
#6084 -97 = 73 - 170 - +
Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
#860 -98 = 412 - 510 - +
decency is a relative thing
#993 -98 = 433 - 531 - +
Love's as good as soma!
#2003 -98 = 348 - 446 - +
before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
#6073 -98 = 98 - 196 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -98 = 92 - 190 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
#1453 -99 = 385 - 484 - +
I'm already fighting the next war.
#1602 -99 = 263 - 362 - +
Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
#1107 -100 = 292 - 392 - +
Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
#1142 -100 = 252 - 352 - +
GOD IS A PERVERT
#1335 -100 = 376 - 476 - +
Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
#1412 -100 = 300 - 400 - +
MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
#2009 -100 = 254 - 354 - +
Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
#4258 -100 = 322 - 422 - +
REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
#4345 -100 = 242 - 342 - +
The fuck do you mean with that?
#4580 -100 = 281 - 381 - +
Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
#4620 -100 = 215 - 315 - +
If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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