Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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