Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
#6307 -41 = 152 - 193 - +
i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
#6145 -42 = 168 - 210 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -42 = 166 - 208 - +
i redundant already.
#6164 -42 = 131 - 173 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6180 -42 = 111 - 153 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -42 = 129 - 171 - +
everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
#6209 -42 = 149 - 191 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 -42 = 162 - 204 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
#6251 -42 = 147 - 189 - +
hugo phurst
#6257 -42 = 174 - 216 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -42 = 141 - 183 - +
there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
#6282 -42 = 159 - 201 - +
yOU NEVER KNOW
#6138 -43 = 94 - 137 - +
gutenteit heimenpopper
#6170 -43 = 169 - 212 - +
lord of the memes...
#6192 -43 = 106 - 149 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -43 = 154 - 197 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -43 = 160 - 203 - +
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
#6217 -43 = 139 - 182 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -43 = 129 - 172 - +
YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
#6241 -43 = 137 - 180 - +
I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
#6238 -43 = 134 - 177 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -43 = 147 - 190 - +
i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
#6255 -43 = 152 - 195 - +
NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
#6262 -43 = 162 - 205 - +
AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
#6274 -43 = 165 - 208 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -43 = 145 - 188 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -44 = 117 - 161 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -44 = 99 - 143 - +
JUST THINKING
#6133 -44 = 126 - 170 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
#6141 -44 = 112 - 156 - +
death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
#6190 -44 = 130 - 174 - +
-hyphencypher-
#6169 -44 = 166 - 210 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -44 = 117 - 161 - +
fallin' allin
#6185 -44 = 146 - 190 - +
MEMESTORM
#6199 -44 = 123 - 167 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -44 = 142 - 186 - +
minimeme
#6210 -44 = 150 - 194 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -44 = 154 - 198 - +
DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
#6215 -44 = 135 - 179 - +
YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
#6223 -44 = 132 - 176 - +
REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
#6219 -44 = 125 - 169 - +
phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
#6250 -44 = 155 - 199 - +
antifart
#6260 -44 = 161 - 205 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -45 = 122 - 167 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -45 = 126 - 171 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -45 = 143 - 188 - +
power lies everywhere
#6150 -45 = 139 - 184 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -45 = 123 - 168 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -45 = 106 - 151 - +
yeah, i know.
#6181 -45 = 93 - 138 - +
HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -45 = 128 - 173 - +
down with lies?
#6227 -45 = 129 - 174 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -45 = 146 - 191 - +
MINDCRAFT
#6242 -45 = 128 - 173 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -45 = 161 - 206 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -46 = 118 - 164 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -46 = 106 - 152 - +
dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
#6139 -46 = 107 - 153 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -46 = 117 - 163 - +
psychicdelic
#6168 -46 = 163 - 209 - +
i know that i don't know.
#6194 -46 = 116 - 162 - +
explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
#6201 -46 = 95 - 141 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -46 = 133 - 179 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -46 = 132 - 178 - +
ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
#6236 -46 = 145 - 191 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
#6252 -46 = 153 - 199 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -46 = 157 - 203 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -47 = 135 - 182 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -47 = 101 - 148 - +
MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
#6160 -47 = 96 - 143 - +
me me na me meme name
#6167 -47 = 138 - 185 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -47 = 121 - 168 - +
AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
#6214 -47 = 111 - 158 - +
xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -47 = 129 - 176 - +
SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
#6233 -47 = 116 - 163 - +
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -47 = 132 - 179 - +
lower your expectations and raise entropy.
#6308 -47 = 149 - 196 - +
INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6096 -48 = 153 - 201 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -48 = 150 - 198 - +
ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -48 = 96 - 144 - +
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
#6136 -48 = 89 - 137 - +
wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
#6137 -48 = 128 - 176 - +
masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
#6148 -48 = 152 - 200 - +
jesus, that's a good one!
#6193 -48 = 131 - 179 - +
here...catch!
#6200 -48 = 100 - 148 - +
blumpkinfluffer
#6235 -48 = 148 - 196 - +
god believes in you!
#6234 -48 = 131 - 179 - +
i browse eye brows.
#6246 -48 = 147 - 195 - +
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -49 = 165 - 214 - +
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
#6121 -49 = 132 - 181 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -49 = 124 - 173 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -49 = 113 - 162 - +
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -49 = 127 - 176 - +
NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
#6142 -49 = 100 - 149 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -49 = 122 - 171 - +
YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
#6161 -49 = 132 - 181 - +
time passes through us.
#6173 -49 = 95 - 144 - +
science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
#6178 -49 = 114 - 163 - +
i will!
#6184 -49 = 131 - 180 - +
i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
#6208 -49 = 135 - 184 - +

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