Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
#1183 -101 = 223 - 324 - +
FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
#1221 -101 = 221 - 322 - +
Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
#1230 -101 = 256 - 357 - +
Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
#1243 -101 = 428 - 529 - +
get off your knees!!!!!
#1312 -101 = 265 - 366 - +
go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
#1326 -101 = 284 - 385 - +
Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -101 = 375 - 476 - +
habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
#1366 -101 = 441 - 542 - +
Have you seen my stapler?
#1385 -101 = 201 - 302 - +
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
#1576 -101 = 439 - 540 - +
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
#1721 -101 = 215 - 316 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
#1757 -101 = 324 - 425 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -101 = 390 - 491 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -101 = 505 - 606 - +
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
#1816 -101 = 232 - 333 - +
It is now safe to turn off your government
#1818 -101 = 464 - 565 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
#1825 -101 = 319 - 420 - +
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
#1826 -101 = 302 - 403 - +
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
#1829 -101 = 294 - 395 - +
it's a headless blunder
#1832 -101 = 229 - 330 - +
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
#1833 -101 = 243 - 344 - +
It's always today.
#1839 -101 = 407 - 508 - +
it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
#1845 -101 = 198 - 299 - +
it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
#1848 -101 = 240 - 341 - +
It's good to be the King.
#1850 -101 = 326 - 427 - +
it's important to stay clean on all levels
#1852 -101 = 203 - 304 - +
it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
#1853 -101 = 260 - 361 - +
It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
#1858 -101 = 248 - 349 - +
It's ok that you don't know.
#1871 -101 = 213 - 314 - +
It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
#1877 -101 = 340 - 441 - +
It's your fault we're cheating.
#1881 -101 = 291 - 392 - +
A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
#3874 -101 = 249 - 350 - +
Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
#1890 -101 = 248 - 349 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -101 = 292 - 393 - +
Jesus was a profit.
#1895 -101 = 310 - 411 - +
Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
#1896 -101 = 243 - 344 - +
just believing something can make it happen
#1912 -101 = 248 - 349 - +
Just do it.
#1913 -101 = 168 - 269 - +
keep something in reserve for emergencies
#1915 -101 = 181 - 282 - +
keep your eyes open
#1916 -101 = 272 - 373 - +
KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
#1919 -101 = 241 - 342 - +
Kill time before it kills you!
#1920 -101 = 241 - 342 - +
Kill your Idle
#1922 -101 = 255 - 356 - +
Kill your imagination.
#1924 -101 = 205 - 306 - +
KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
#1926 -101 = 228 - 329 - +
Knock yourself out.
#1928 -101 = 188 - 289 - +
Know: Purchase necessary.
#1929 -101 = 225 - 326 - +
knowledge should be advanced at all costs
#1931 -101 = 379 - 480 - +
Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
#1937 -101 = 254 - 355 - +
Laugh
#1938 -101 = 751 - 852 - +
Laughter is never inappropriate.
#1941 -101 = 226 - 327 - +
leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
#1948 -101 = 226 - 327 - +
A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
#3920 -101 = 308 - 409 - +
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
#1952 -101 = 262 - 363 - +
Let's be cruel!
#1956 -101 = 272 - 373 - +
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
#1959 -101 = 285 - 386 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
#1960 -101 = 213 - 314 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -101 = 349 - 450 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
#1964 -101 = 271 - 372 - +
Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1969 -101 = 323 - 424 - +
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
#1972 -101 = 267 - 368 - +
Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
#1973 -101 = 292 - 393 - +
Life is ours. We live it our way.
#1974 -101 = 242 - 343 - +
Life is price less.
#1975 -101 = 290 - 391 - +
Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
#1978 -101 = 380 - 481 - +
Life's tough, ain't it?
#1983 -101 = 322 - 423 - +
Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
#1985 -101 = 192 - 293 - +
Make weirdness normal.
#2016 -101 = 272 - 373 - +
Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
#2070 -101 = 276 - 377 - +
My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
#2100 -101 = 220 - 321 - +
Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
#2108 -101 = 227 - 328 - +
No one has died for your sins
#2146 -101 = 337 - 438 - +
Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
#2188 -101 = 437 - 538 - +
Once you leave this room, will anything change?
#2217 -101 = 414 - 515 - +
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
#2231 -101 = 326 - 427 - +
People are Human.
#2274 -101 = 709 - 810 - +
People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
#2277 -101 = 296 - 397 - +
people who don't work with their hands are parasites
#2280 -101 = 291 - 392 - +
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
#2284 -101 = 251 - 352 - +
people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
#2285 -101 = 319 - 420 - +
Percepi et esse.
#2286 -101 = 268 - 369 - +
Perversion is a state of mind.
#2287 -101 = 309 - 410 - +
physical culture is second best
#2290 -101 = 228 - 329 - +
planning for the future is escapism
#2293 -101 = 267 - 368 - +
playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
#2294 -101 = 334 - 435 - +
please change beliefs
#2295 -101 = 467 - 568 - +
Please panic: everything is under control.
#2301 -101 = 640 - 741 - +
Please use other door.
#2304 -101 = 274 - 375 - +
Please use your natural reaction.
#2305 -101 = 231 - 332 - +
Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -101 = 254 - 355 - +
Poetry is in the street.
#2307 -101 = 294 - 395 - +
The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
#3912 -101 = 324 - 425 - +
Politician, govern thyself.
#2309 -101 = 312 - 413 - +
Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
#2311 -101 = 275 - 376 - +
Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
#2312 -101 = 267 - 368 - +
Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
#2320 -101 = 203 - 304 - +
Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
#2321 -101 = 204 - 305 - +
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
#2324 -101 = 314 - 415 - +
Power to the Imagination.
#2325 -101 = 203 - 304 - +

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